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well, WHAT!?

Nothing! 10 9.90%
 
Kill it! 42 41.58%
 
Examine it! 6 5.94%
 
Torture it! 4 3.96%
 
Run Away! 5 4.95%
 
Jay, you have no life! 2 1.98%
 
Set it outside! 24 23.76%
 
Follow it to it's lair &... 2 1.98%
 
None of the above! 3 2.97%
 
All of the above! 3 2.97%
 
Total:101
brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

What instrument of destruction do you use on the spiders?

Depends on the size. If it's really small, I have no problem with it. A bit larger and I catch it with a glass and drain it down the toilet (I know that's the way I'd be wanting to go!) and if it's a big ass motherfucker I throw water on it to slow it down (those fuckers can be FAST) and then catch it with a glass to throw it down the toilet. It's a pretty good strategy.

I can't go near them, I can't pick them up with a glass, I don't even have the courage to drop something on it if it's really big.

I'll either run out of a room and cover up every crack in the door, or if I'm feeling manly, I'll throw a yellow pages at it and get my step-dad to wipe it up in the morning.

I'm guessing you have the same spiders as the ones in the UK, huge and extremely fast, one of the fastest spiders on the planet I believe.

You mean these?



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brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:

Posthing this again as you seem to respond to every post but mine.

I don't kill spiders out of ignorance, and even if I did, it has nothing to with being civilized or not.

I understand you (and with you, I mean everyone) are motivated to believe we are an advanced race but we're still just automatons for the most part. When we feel threatened and there is no negative consequence for us, we kill the threat. It's that simple. Irrational or not, doesn't matter. And yes, my life is more valuable than a spider's. It's also more valuable than yours. In fact, it's more valuable than any other life I know of. And yes, I feel threatened by large spiders. There is no negative consequence for me to kill it. 1+1=2. I kill the spider, and that's all there is to it.

What instrument of destruction do you use on the spiders?



I use a bulldozer

Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

I can't go near them, I can't pick them up with a glass, I don't even have the courage to drop something on it if it's really big.

I'll either run out of a room and cover up every crack in the door, or if I'm feeling manly, I'll throw a yellow pages at it and get my step-dad to wipe it up in the morning.

I'm guessing you have the same spiders as the ones in the UK, huge and extremely fast, one of the fastest spiders on the planet I believe.

You mean these?

*Shudder*

Yup, that's the one.



Jay520 said:
brendude13 said:

What instrument of destruction do you use on the spiders?



I use a bulldozer

Does it do the job?



brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

I can't go near them, I can't pick them up with a glass, I don't even have the courage to drop something on it if it's really big.

I'll either run out of a room and cover up every crack in the door, or if I'm feeling manly, I'll throw a yellow pages at it and get my step-dad to wipe it up in the morning.

I'm guessing you have the same spiders as the ones in the UK, huge and extremely fast, one of the fastest spiders on the planet I believe.

You mean these?

*Shudder*

Yup, that's the one.

Those motherfuckers are fast as lightning. Unpredictable, too.



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I generally wrap it in toilet paper prison, drop it in the toilet, let it struggle for a while. When it has finally given up or thinks that it might get out, I flush.

Teach bugs to enter my home.



brendude13 said:
Jay520 said:
brendude13 said:

What instrument of destruction do you use on the spiders?



I use a bulldozer

Does it do the job?



I wish... The little bastards always get away.

But that won't happen again. Next time I see a spider...

IMMA NUKE THEM BITCHES!!

twesterm said:
I generally wrap it in toilet paper prison, drop it in the toilet, let it struggle for a while. When it has finally given up or thinks that it might get out, I flush.

Teach bugs to enter my home.


Now that's just plain mean.

Masturbate.



Jay520 said:
twesterm said:
I generally wrap it in toilet paper prison, drop it in the toilet, let it struggle for a while. When it has finally given up or thinks that it might get out, I flush.

Teach bugs to enter my home.


Now that's just plain mean.