Baby, it'll blow your mind!

Personally, I'd like to hear some great news or something.  Show me a new car and tell me it's all mine or have some girl with nice tits tell me she wants to suck on my balls.  Then, when I'm as happy as can be, shoot me in the back of the head.  I won't feel a thing and I will die happy.

I would rather be thrown on an island and be hunted down by professional killers battle royale style...that way I can have some sort of fun

Like a Boss

That's a stylish exit from the game of life.

This, and I know it's the first clever answer that any person familiar with Futurama would say.

Death by Snu Snu!

As soon as saw the notification I knew who quoted me.

My single most favorite line in Futurama!

I would let sir Zap have me ...

snu snu

I did not know there was a definition for how i want to die, and it comes from a showed i enjoyed watching? How did i miss that until i read this thread.

since i'm not feeling really well today, then i'll say the fastest way possible.