Let's get straigth to the point. I met this girl, potentially a nice one (maybe you can see where this is going), online and she had the strangest request I've ever heard: she wanted me to fart on her friend's face. Said she won't trust me if I don't, or something like that. Right now I'm thinking she wants that just to embarrass me, for whatever reason. Then I asked her what she would be willing to do to prove that her intention isn't only to embarrass me, and she asked me what I want her to do. So I come to you, my fellow gamers and experts in female behaviour, to suggest any good actions. Should I even try to get further with this? Is there something she could do to prove herself? Anything else?

(You should also note that I don't live in the US so there could be slight cultural differences. Still living in a western, industrialized country though. No, this is not normal here, it's still very odd.)

Also, wtf.

PS: I was just about to post this in NSFW but a lot of the threads there went quite further than this so I decided to post this here anyway.

She's a weirdo, just steer well clear and don't even entertain the idea ...

Back slowly away.

She's a weirdo.

Edit: Oh online. More likely a troll than a weirdo then.

Or she doesn't care about you and just wanted to get rid of you by playing prank

bear grylls here , and i shall grant you my wisdom of pickup lines.

"Farting is just too mainstream.

Better Drink my own piss"

Run away, block her, never contact her again.

i agree. definitely a sign to avoid her.

Geez people who just think she's a wierdo... it's called opportunity... just say you'll fart on her face while she's giving you a blowjob... she so wierd she will do it...

Thats sorta creepy. I would simply say no. If your looking to get her to do something, well your the only one who can think of something for her to do. Honestly its an online relationship I wouldn't do shit for an online relationship without actually meeting the person. Maybe ask to meet her if she lives close to you. Make it personal!

But yah its sorta weird and I sure as hell wouldn't even consider it!

OK, pretty much what I thought. There's a fairly good chance that I'm going to back up... But I'd still like to see if anyone has any good suggestions as to what she could do? The thing is, what do I have to lose here? It's not like she's asking me to do that... thing... in public. And if she agrees to something similar, I'm not sure there's anything I'm going to lose that she isn't.

Yeah, well, she contacted me first... So I doubt that's because she wants to get rid of me.

Yeah, well, if I had to that to her, no problem. I suggest you read my message again :P

Yeah, pretty creepy. Not that I mind... creepy. Embarrassing is another thing though. I also figured I wouldn't do it without meeting her, I'm not stupid you know. (Though I must admit, sometimes I am a bit slow).

But any suggestions? It's not like it has to be anything pleasant as long as it works.

Aw hell, fuck this shit. I think I'm going to discuss this a bit more when I talk to her next time. I could always just ask her to do it too - and first.

This is probably the most bizarre thing to have happened to be in a nice while.