I assume many of you have visited fmylife.com, I have started to save ones that I thought were super hilarious. So share the ones you have got the biggest kick out of. I listed this in NSFW because some of them can have some sexual content. Here are a few:
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting my password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I had to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
