First Nintendo made a fucking Wi-Fi USB drive. I bought one like a tool. And now they don't update the fucking drivers for the damn thing. It's only compatible with Vista, XP, and 2000. Two of those OSes fucking suck. and even back in 05 when I bought it, it didn't work half the time.

And now I've spent the past hour trying to get Windows 7 to run the installer. (All I really did was run the damn program in compatibility mode for Windows Vista) so the installer works. But now everytime I plug the damn thing in, it automatically starts searching for drivers. Drivers that don't exist for Windows 7. And when I run the installer, it keeps bitching at me to plug the damn thing in. I have 20 USB ports on this fucking computer. They all work, the damn thing is fucking plugged in. So install on my damn computer for fucks sake!

I will probably get it to work eventually but right now, fuck Nintendo. At least I didn't buy a 3DS when it launched only to find out that I can download 20 free games (most of which I already own) on the VC for 3DS. Big fucking deal.

Second, I recently purchased a Nintendo DS lite for 90 USD at Target (like Walmart except red, and not ghetto) only to find out after registering that I don't get coins for it. Nintendo must really hate their fanbase. I want my fucking 90 coins for buying your shit Nintendo. Goddamn. I also bought Mario Kart DS for my sister (so we could play multiplayer and not be limited to 8 maps) only to find out I can only register 1 game per account. So dumb.

And on top of all this, those dumbasses over in Tokyo and Redmond won't localise every game that Operation Rainfall is bitching about so they release over here in the United States (apparently half of them have already been localised, Nintendo really does hate us). I guess Nintendo doesn't like making money.

But all of you know my hypocrisy by now. I have Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword paid for in full and they haven't even given a release date for it.

EDIT: Posted in NSFW for language...

LMFAO can you say suck my d$%k in the thread title? but yea didnt they discontinue those usb connectors awhile ago.

Thats funny i never had a problem with mine

Your penis must be really small to fit in the Nintendo WiFi USB connector.

Have you tried googling or call Nintendo?

dame talk about a ass load of problems.

Buy a cheapo Wireless router. Low-end Belkin B/G i bought for $30. It was a piece of junk and eventually quit on me, but it got the job done (my school has a very odd double-layered security system, it's WPA encoded with some weird authentication something or other going on, and you have to enter in a password in a way that the Wii cannot understand), so i've been running wireless routers here even though it's against school rules

wireless routers are cheap these days, though I prefer the ones that can take mega custom firmwares heh.

Of course.

And yes, I have a small penis. Would you like to see it?

creepy

What's the problem? That sounds like a great feature. I'm going to buy one right now, and I don't even have a Wii.