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Forums - General Discussion - Guess the future of the Human race

sapphi_snake on 05 July 2011
Jumpin said:

what I expect in the future is much brighter:

* Robots
* More nudity
* Hoverboards
* High recreational sex
* Soma for everyone!

Then it will get bad

Governments will see genetic damage from pollution, this will cause nanotechnology programs in order to repair the situation. but eventually a pair of female twins with extraordinary power will trigger a nuclear war which will bury civilization.

Civilization will then rebuild itself, only to be ruled under the Holy Empire, who will work to resurrect the fleshy body of God, who we will discover is an alien lifeform which came to earth millennia ago, and has controled the course of evolution ever since. People will have their bodyparts converted into a giant body for God. God's purpose will be fulfilled, to resurrect as a living weapon capable of destruction on a stellar scale.

Then we're f***ed.

 

Coronation Street will then go off the air sometime after this happens.



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