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Alby_da_Wolf said:
sapphi_snake said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
hatmoza said:
Do not like giving because It makes my lips dry. I swear, I wake up with chapped lips. My mouth and lips just have this unpleasant dryness to them. I honestly try to avoid giving oral as much as possible.

Blowjobs are fun but they make me cum too g' damn fast. I'm happy with just the sex and all the steady stuff that builds up to the intercourse.

Start using your fingers, you get two advantages, you make her wet before starting using your tongue and you have to use your tongue shorter to make her cum. Added benefit, you can lick your fingers, and/or make her lick them with her own juices on, for added horniness.

Alby, please. There are children who visit this site!!!

Ooops! I assumed the forum NSFW was safe enough for this...    Thinking again, haven't we already made a discussion NSFW enough even before talking about fingers?   

Yes, true, but it's only now that I've remembered about the children.



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sapphi_snake said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:

that's too gay dude

There is no such thing!

And please translate what he said. I'm curious!!!

I know!

he told me to use carmex and olive oil. I am not sure if he was referring to the painful intercourse or my dry mouth issues.... or trolling



sad.man.loves.vgc said:
sapphi_snake said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:

that's too gay dude

There is no such thing!

And please translate what he said. I'm curious!!!

I know!

he told me to use carmex and olive oil. I am not sure if he was referring to the painful intercourse or my dry mouth issues.... or trolling

I assume the dry mouth issues.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

hatmoza said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
I hate giving oral. My mouth becomes too dry.... I don't like receiving either because my dog loses its sensitivity when it's wet for some reason. I also hate hard sex because it's painful. I hate sex... yet I am super horny most of the time.. ._.


Lazim it7ut carmax 3la wijhuk ya abu elshabab!

Oh zayt zaytoon 3shan yeseer milis!


"You got to use carmex, dude .

And olive oil will make it [sex] smoother."

 

The olive oil bit was a cultural joke, which I assume he didn't get.



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hatmoza said:
hatmoza said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
I hate giving oral. My mouth becomes too dry.... I don't like receiving either because my dog loses its sensitivity when it's wet for some reason. I also hate hard sex because it's painful. I hate sex... yet I am super horny most of the time.. ._.


Lazim it7ut carmax 3la wijhuk ya abu elshabab!

Oh zayt zaytoon 3shan yeseer milis!


"You got to use carmex, dude .

And olive oil will make it [sex] smoother."

 

The olive oil bit was a cultural joke, which I assume he didn't get.

Why don't you explain that little joke then?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

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sapphi_snake said:
hatmoza said:
hatmoza said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
I hate giving oral. My mouth becomes too dry.... I don't like receiving either because my dog loses its sensitivity when it's wet for some reason. I also hate hard sex because it's painful. I hate sex... yet I am super horny most of the time.. ._.


Lazim it7ut carmax 3la wijhuk ya abu elshabab!

Oh zayt zaytoon 3shan yeseer milis!


"You got to use carmex, dude .

And olive oil will make it [sex] smoother."

 

The olive oil bit was a cultural joke, which I assume he didn't get.

Why don't you explain that little joke then?


Lack of lubricant, and abundance of olive oil in the middle east. Hence olive oil was used as a substitute lubricant for buttsecks among the youthful homosexual community, and became a cultural joke. At least when I was there.

Examples would be like telling 2 familiar boys/guys walking down the dirt trail if they needed any olive oil;  or asking someone to fetch it for you.

Another way-this is where the translation gets lost- is when you argue with someone (and this was usually in grade school) and threaten to beat them up. The term used to threaten to fuck someone up literally translates to "I'll fuck you," followed by "without the olive oil."

 

You seem really interested in me of late sapphi_snake ...

I'll have you know, I only have eyes for machina on this website so if you're falling for me, move along. I'm not interested :P



I am the black sheep     "of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson

hatmoza said:


Lack of lubricant, and abundance of olive oil in the middle east. Hence olive oil was used as a substitute lubricant for buttsecks among the youthful homosexual community, and became a cultural joke. At least when I was there.

Examples would be like telling 2 familiar boys/guys walking down the dirt trail if they needed any olive oil;  or asking someone to fetch it for you.

Another way-this is where the translation gets lost- is when you argue with someone (and this was usually in grade school) and threaten to beat them up. The term used to threaten to fuck someone up literally translates to "I'll fuck you," followed by "without the olive oil."

 

You seem really interested in me of late sapphi_snake ...

I'll have you know, I only have eyes for machina on this website so if you're falling for me, move along. I'm not interested :P

1. I get the joke now.

2. Homophobe! I've only biggots from the yahoo comments section use the term "buttsecks".

3. LOL@ your ego. You're not my type! (see the Extremely Short Political Test thread to find out why)



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I love it when a girl can deepthroat

 

Edit: I hate you all  lol



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ShadowSoldier said:
I love it when I  can deepthroat

fixed :p