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Zlejedi said:

Buy Donkey Kong and put it on the wall so Beulli won't be able be able to shoot ;)

It is just a false copy.



Above: still the best game of the year.

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highwaystar101 said:

Your army is no match for mine. We have planks of wood with a nail in!

Full planks of wood AND nails? Man, your army has like 3 times the budget ours does - we have twigs with splinters.



That first, to soften you up. After that,



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I would join the army, but not before absolutely shitting myself with fear and awe




i'd move to a parallell universe where it didn't happen.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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izaaz101 said:
highwaystar101 said:

Your army is no match for mine. We have planks of wood with a nail in!

Full planks of wood AND nails? Man, your army has like 3 times the budget ours does - we have twigs with splinters.

Your army needs to upgrade. Our army used to be pushed around by everyone, until we gave them planks and nails. It may be expensive (>£5), but now no-one dares mess with us!



Employ Big Momma, problem solved.