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Cargo: This is your WTF (gaming) moment of the week

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Taken from RPS http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/22/a-naked-truth-cargo-released-impressions/#more-57682

Cargo – The Quest for Gravity is some kind of bizarre LSD trip to batshit insane rainbow mindfuck land that would take 10 Amercian McGee to understand even just a fraction. The trailer made no sense to me and after reading what the game was about on RPS (they couldn't explain it either, so they ended up explaining what they did in the first hour of the game) I'm still as confuse as when I first heard about the game and have even less of a clue on what the hell I'm watching.

So without further ado, watch the trailer below, then go read the article from RPS if you're still confused (you will be) then sit in front of your screen and scratch your head some more before deciding that the only way to probably get this game is to buy it!




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Above: still the best game of the year.

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts plus Populous plus dwarf porn = this?



badgenome said:

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts plus Populous plus dwarf porn = this?


Don't forget, the dwarf shits out rainbow which apparently are now call 'fun' and can be use to buy gravity.




mibuokami said:
badgenome said:

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts plus Populous plus dwarf porn = this?


Don't forget, the dwarf shits out rainbow which apparently are now call 'fun' and can be use to buy gravity.

That's pretty standard dwarf porn where I come from.



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badgenome said:
mibuokami said:
badgenome said:

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts plus Populous plus dwarf porn = this?


Don't forget, the dwarf shits out rainbow which apparently are now call 'fun' and can be use to buy gravity.

That's pretty standard dwarf porn where I come from.

Do you accept migrants?




mibuokami said:

Do you accept migrants?

Yes, but only of the rainbow-shitting dwarf variety.

Anyway, I might have to check Cargo out just to see what the fuck is up with it.



I am completely baffled. How does something like this make it past quality control? They use "it's" instead of "its" during the opening lines. My god, is this bad.



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RolStoppable said:

I am completely baffled. How does something like this make it past quality control? They use "it's" instead of "its" during the opening lines. My god, is this bad.

The developer is Russian and so are the QA. In Russian.... *muffled bad joke*




that actually looks like a fun game. I'd buy it just for the lutz.