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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011
Hellstrom said:
sapphi_snake said:
Hellstrom said:

I only touch thor sometimes at night. Sometimes i can go days without showing thor some attention. Other times thor shows my girlfriend the attention.

Aha, I get it, you're bisexual and are having an affair with the Viking got of thunder. Now what about your pennis?


No, Thor is my penis, his last name is Johnson.

I have never been able to undertsand why people name their dicks. It is just plain creepy.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

I masturbate at least every other day and I have sex at least twice a week. I have sex at least every other day when my girlfriend is on holidays. Sometimes I masturbate even though I have had sex that day.

I consider masturbating normal, we both watch porn, but me more than her. However, I like watching for a few minutes whereas she can watch a whole hour of it. Her porn tastes are different, too.

I have never been accidentally been caught masturbating, except for my gf, and she doesn't care so it's not something I'm careful about.

Don't use erotic asphyxiation or fleshlights (I had to check what that was).

We definitely enjoy sex over masturbating.

I am never going to bathe in the Tigris river.

That's my sex life in a nutshell. You're welcome.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011
Troll_Whisperer said:

I masturbate at least every other day and I have sex at least twice a week. I have sex at least every other day when my girlfriend is on holidays. Sometimes I masturbate even though I have had sex that day.

I consider masturbating normal, we both watch porn, but me more than her. However, I like watching for a few minutes whereas she can watch a whole hour of it. Her porn tastes are different, too.

I have never been accidentally been caught masturbating, except for my gf, and she doesn't care so it's not something I'm careful about.

Don't use erotic asphyxiation or fleshlights (I had to check what that was).

We definitely enjoy sex over masturbating.

I am never going to bathe in the Tigris river.

That's my sex life in a nutshell. You're welcome.

That's just a myth dude, don't worry.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

I masturbate at least every other day and I have sex at least twice a week. I have sex at least every other day when my girlfriend is on holidays. Sometimes I masturbate even though I have had sex that day.

I consider masturbating normal, we both watch porn, but me more than her. However, I like watching for a few minutes whereas she can watch a whole hour of it. Her porn tastes are different, too.

I have never been accidentally been caught masturbating, except for my gf, and she doesn't care so it's not something I'm careful about.

Don't use erotic asphyxiation or fleshlights (I had to check what that was).

We definitely enjoy sex over masturbating.

I am never going to bathe in the Tigris river.

That's my sex life in a nutshell. You're welcome.

That's just a myth dude, don't worry.

Rule no1 of RPGs: ALL myths are true.

I'm just cautious.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011
Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

I masturbate at least every other day and I have sex at least twice a week. I have sex at least every other day when my girlfriend is on holidays. Sometimes I masturbate even though I have had sex that day.

I consider masturbating normal, we both watch porn, but me more than her. However, I like watching for a few minutes whereas she can watch a whole hour of it. Her porn tastes are different, too.

I have never been accidentally been caught masturbating, except for my gf, and she doesn't care so it's not something I'm careful about.

Don't use erotic asphyxiation or fleshlights (I had to check what that was).

We definitely enjoy sex over masturbating.

I am never going to bathe in the Tigris river.

That's my sex life in a nutshell. You're welcome.

That's just a myth dude, don't worry.

Rule no1 of RPGs: ALL myths are true.

I'm just cautious.

LOL, what class are you?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

I masturbate at least every other day and I have sex at least twice a week. I have sex at least every other day when my girlfriend is on holidays. Sometimes I masturbate even though I have had sex that day.

I consider masturbating normal, we both watch porn, but me more than her. However, I like watching for a few minutes whereas she can watch a whole hour of it. Her porn tastes are different, too.

I have never been accidentally been caught masturbating, except for my gf, and she doesn't care so it's not something I'm careful about.

Don't use erotic asphyxiation or fleshlights (I had to check what that was).

We definitely enjoy sex over masturbating.

I am never going to bathe in the Tigris river.

That's my sex life in a nutshell. You're welcome.

That's just a myth dude, don't worry.

Rule no1 of RPGs: ALL myths are true.

I'm just cautious.

LOL, what class are you?

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

Scruff7 on 24 April 2011



Atari 2600, Sega Mega Drive, Game Boy, Game Boy Advanced, N64, Playstation, Xbox, PSP Phat, PSP 3000, and PS3 60gb (upgraded to 320gb), NDS

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011
Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011
Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life

What are your attack moves?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)