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Slimebeast on 04 April 2011
Khuutra said:
Slimebeast said:

I didn't play RE4 for more than two hours because it was so boring. Same with Resis 5, three hours there maybe. Same with Dead Space. Is there something wrong with me?

[FADE IN on SCENE: hospital room, small and cramped, with a single bed and a lone occupant, the curmudgeonly SLIMEBEAST. The patient is visibly nervous]

SB: Where the Hell is that doctor?

[Enter the doctor: DR. KHUUTRA, all authority and bright smiles barely hiding what may be malice]

DK: Sorry I'm late, Mr. Slimebeast. Are you ready to look at your test results?

SB: Yes! Tell me what's the matter with me!

[DR. KHUUTRA chuckles, patting SLIMEBEAST on the hand]

DK: Now now, Mr. Slimebeast, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Why don't you tell me, one more time, just what your symptoms are. [DK flips through the notes on a clipboard as he's talking]

SB: Well, I thought Resident Evil 4 was boring as Hell!

DK: Even the first fight in the village?

SB: Yes! That stupid first fight in the village!

[DK scribbles notes on the clipboard]

SB: I only got a couple of hours in before I stopped. RE5 wasn't much better, but I got about an hour further in!

DK: Why did you get an hour further in to that one?

SB: Because it was in HD!

DK: Are you sure it's not because you can shoot.... black people?

SB: What? No! There are Asian zombies, too.

DK: Mr. Slimebeast, my wife is Taiwanese.

SB: Is she a zombie?

[there is a BEAT of silence]

DK: Let's get back to your symptoms.

SB: Well, I thought Dead Space was boring too!

DK: I meant how much you seem to like shooting minorities.

SB: But I hated Resident Evil 5!

DK: Oh. Right. Okay then, I guess you're not racist...

[more scribbling, and SLIMEBEAST looks nervously out the window]

SB: Are there any other doctors?

DK: No. I am the only doctor.

SB: Oh. Okay. Well, there's nothing else to tell! Those are all of my symptoms! What's the matter with me, doc?

[DR. KHUUTRA sighs audibly as he flips through the report]

DK: Mr. Slimebeast, it seems you have a severe case of the lameness.

SB: What? No! Is it curable?

DK: No, sir. I mean, maybe - if you managed to enjoy Vanquish or the Dead Space 2 demo - but in 99% of all cases, the lameness is terminal.

[another BEAT of silence]

SB: Your bedside manner is really deplorable.

[DR. KHUUTRA smiles knowingly and nods in agreement]

[IRIS OUT on DK's face]

Hahahaha!! So funny!!



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Slimebeast on 04 April 2011

"No! There are Asian zombies, too."

That's just comedy gold.



Slimebeast on 04 April 2011
RolStoppable said:
Slimebeast said:

I didn't play RE4 for more than two hours because it was so boring. Same with Resis 5, three hours there maybe. Same with Dead Space. Is there something wrong with me?

No, you just don't like video games. That's nothing new for someone who is coming from the computer game space.

Hmm... you think there's some truth to that? Because I always identified myself as a PC gamer first and foremost. At least I used to.

 

"Because it was in HD!" 



Slimebeast on 04 April 2011
RolStoppable said:
Slimebeast said:
RolStoppable said:

No, you just don't like video games. That's nothing new for someone who is coming from the computer game space.

Hmm... you think there's some truth to that? Because I always identified myself as a PC gamer first and foremost. At least I used to.

You still seem to be a PC gamer, the only thing that has changed is that you have lowered your standards.

No... your kidding right?



Ronster316 on 05 April 2011

I'm glad that Resident Evil 4 is coming to XBLA/PSN............ afterall, the sooner i get that bad taste of Resident Evil  5 out of my mouth the better.

RE4>>>> RE5 in every aspect.



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Antabus on 05 April 2011
Khuutra said:
Slimebeast said:

I didn't play RE4 for more than two hours because it was so boring. Same with Resis 5, three hours there maybe. Same with Dead Space. Is there something wrong with me?

.... Bunch of arrogant crap ....

 

You are quite annoying with your superiority complex.



Khuutra on 05 April 2011
Antabus said:
Khuutra said:
Slimebeast said:

I didn't play RE4 for more than two hours because it was so boring. Same with Resis 5, three hours there maybe. Same with Dead Space. Is there something wrong with me?

.... Bunch of arrogant crap ....

You are quite annoying with your superiority complex.

You not liking it is okay;  I only wrote that to make Slimebeast laugh.



tehsage on 05 April 2011
dahuman said:

RE4= Good Survival Horror game, RE5= Bad Action Game, but RE5= Fun Co-op game, I had a lot of fun playing RE5 with my brother. I think that about sums it up actually.


Excuse me, what?

 

RE4 was neither survival nor horror. You were literally tripping over ammo and health the entire game and nothing was scary.

 

It was an excellent video game, but a horrible Resident Evil game. :/



dahuman on 05 April 2011
tehsage said:
dahuman said:

RE4= Good Survival Horror game, RE5= Bad Action Game, but RE5= Fun Co-op game, I had a lot of fun playing RE5 with my brother. I think that about sums it up actually.


Excuse me, what?

 

RE4 was neither survival nor horror. You were literally tripping over ammo and health the entire game and nothing was scary.

 

It was an excellent video game, but a horrible Resident Evil game. :/


better than 1-3, those games looked so crappy to me in the old days because I was also a PC gamer that I was never able to immerse myself into the world lol, RE4 was the first one that felt immersive on a good size TV with a good stereo set. RE4 really is the best out of them all over the years when talking about Survival Horror.



Khuutra on 05 April 2011
tehsage said:
dahuman said:

RE4= Good Survival Horror game, RE5= Bad Action Game, but RE5= Fun Co-op game, I had a lot of fun playing RE5 with my brother. I think that about sums it up actually.


Excuse me, what?

RE4 was neither survival nor horror. You were literally tripping over ammo and health the entire game and nothing was scary.

It was an excellent video game, but a horrible Resident Evil game. :/

Ironically this is only really true if you kept dying every once in a while, which was the only way to reset the difficulty scaling.