My Spring Break and how I learned that people are amazing

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Doobie_wop on 27 March 2011

oldschoolfool said:

Doobie_wop said:

We don't have Spring Break here in Australia, but we do have something called schoolies. Oh the fun of coming back to our rented out cabin after a long night of eating and drinking, only to find condensed milk thrown all over our beds and couches by our friends next door. We then airhorned them that very night. We also broke into their cabin and masturbated into their pillows, but obviously that was going a bit too far and they got all upset when they found sperm all over their sleeping utensils. I also broke the nose of one my friends who was video taping me while I was in the shower (without me knowing), that kind of dampened the whole trip, but then I bought a whole case of Grape Fanta ( a rare delicacy in Australia) and all was well. The injured friend went home and we still remained friends (he threw a cricket bat at me once, so I think we're even).

I did meet a lot of new people, but no one that interesting. I also haven't spoken to three thirds of the people I went on that trip with for nearly two years. I feel like an old man now, the last fun thing I did was go paintballing and that was ages ago. VGChartz has ruined me, I barely knew what a forum was two years ago and now it's taking up way too much unessecary time.

OT: You should have taken your DS with you, then you could have avoided all those human interactions and be content with Mario, Zelda and Kirby by your side.

boring. zzzzzzzzzzzz

Your the fastest replier I've ever had. Thank you, thank you so much for setting some record which involves me. I feel special, you should feel special as well. We'll feel special together.

I'm also not here to entertain. I am not your Gameboy, I'm also not a puppy, your penis or a pringles tube. I shared a small experience I had at something that was similar to a Spring Break, if I wanted to entertain you, then the story would have involved you and I going on an epic journey around South East Asia on the back of an elephant named Frederick. We drank, we danced, we laughed and we had taken many a women to our feathered beds. It was a glorious trip and one that I will not forget, but I have to forget it because it didn't happen and it was made to entertain you. If your still bored, then reply and I'll throw dinosaurs, transexuals, aliens and many other mystical creatures into the story and I'll even hire Patrick Stewart to narrate it.

Also, you could have made my boring post actually mean something by adding in a bit of your own flavour. Maybe spice it up with a meme, a witty comment or a phrase from a popular TV show. The easiest thing would be to just post a funny picture, here, I'll do it for you.

The world is now a slightly less boring place because of you.

Bet with Conegamer and AussieGecko that the PS3 will have more exclusives in 2011 than the Wii or 360... or something.

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oldschoolfool on 27 March 2011

Doobie_wop said:

oldschoolfool said:

Doobie_wop said:

We don't have Spring Break here in Australia, but we do have something called schoolies. Oh the fun of coming back to our rented out cabin after a long night of eating and drinking, only to find condensed milk thrown all over our beds and couches by our friends next door. We then airhorned them that very night. We also broke into their cabin and masturbated into their pillows, but obviously that was going a bit too far and they got all upset when they found sperm all over their sleeping utensils. I also broke the nose of one my friends who was video taping me while I was in the shower (without me knowing), that kind of dampened the whole trip, but then I bought a whole case of Grape Fanta ( a rare delicacy in Australia) and all was well. The injured friend went home and we still remained friends (he threw a cricket bat at me once, so I think we're even).

I did meet a lot of new people, but no one that interesting. I also haven't spoken to three thirds of the people I went on that trip with for nearly two years. I feel like an old man now, the last fun thing I did was go paintballing and that was ages ago. VGChartz has ruined me, I barely knew what a forum was two years ago and now it's taking up way too much unessecary time.

OT: You should have taken your DS with you, then you could have avoided all those human interactions and be content with Mario, Zelda and Kirby by your side.

boring. zzzzzzzzzzzz

Your the fastest replier I've ever had. Thank you, thank you so much for setting some record which involves me. I feel special, you should feel special as well. We'll feel special together.

I'm also not here to entertain. I am not your Gameboy, I'm also not a puppy, your penis or a pringles tube. I shared a small experience I had at something that was similar to a Spring Break, if I wanted to entertain you, then the story would have involved you and I going on an epic journey around South East Asia on the back of an elephant named Frederick. We drank, we danced, we laughed and we had taken many a women to our feathered beds. It was a glorious trip and one that I will not forget, but I have to forget it because it didn't happen and it was made to entertain you. If your still bored, then reply and I'll throw dinosaurs, transexuals, aliens and many other mystical creatures into the story and I'll even hire Patrick Stewart to narrate it.

Also, you could have made my boring post actually mean something by adding in a bit of your own flavour. Maybe spice it up with a meme, a witty comment or a phrase from a popular TV show. The easiest thing would be to just post a funny picture, here, I'll do it for you.

The world is now a slightly less boring place because of you.

now that was an entertaining post.

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NiKKoM on 28 March 2011

That's awesome... 1 question... whats with the pet website? you show of your pet to others?

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SeriousWB on 28 March 2011

Nice story, you could probably turn it into a Rom-Com film.

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tehsage on 28 March 2011

NiKKoM said:

That's awesome... 1 question... whats with the pet website? you show of your pet to others?

Uhm. Think Neopets. Except. Not.

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tehsage on 28 March 2011

SeriousWB said:

Nice story, you could probably turn it into a Rom-Com film.

My thoughts exactly. XD; A lot of funny stuff happened. >_<; I'm hopefully going back this summer. Gotta win her heart, ja? XD;

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arcane_chaos on 28 March 2011

wow...this can be a movie!!!

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tehsage on 28 March 2011

arcane_chaos said:

wow...this can be a movie!!!

Haha, yeah. It's been a few days since but when I look back, man. It was insane. I cannot believe that I, a 19 year old boy, went through all of this. x-x;