HAHAHAHA!!!

Why did you create a second post?

ROFL!!

The two post was within a minute of each other.. I didn't even see his post until mine was made.

I did not see that coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

XD!!!!!!!!!11

motherfu-. Oh well, at least Randy made it humorous

Clever.

YES YOU DID LOL!!! Admit it, there is something there, this little gremlin* that feeds of fear and terror and all the other horrible emotions and it has been whispering doubt into your ears EVER SINCE DUKE NUKEM RECIEVED A RELEASE DATE!

*John Romero

Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [falling to his doom]
• Ah... much better! [after urinating]
• Bitch'in'!
• Blow it out your ass! [referencing They Live]
• Born to be wiiiiiiild... [singing (badly) in a karaoke]
• Come get some! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
• Come on! [after the player was not moving for a while]
• Damn....
• Damn!
• Damn, I'm good! [in reference to Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls]
• Damn... I'm looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]
• Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
• Damn, you're ugly. [in reference to Predator]
• Eat shit and die. [reference to Full Metal Jacket]
• Get away from her, you bitch! [in reference to Aliens]
• Get that crap outta here! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
• Die, you son of a bitch! [after defeating the Battlelords, in reference to Jaws]
• Get back to work, you slacker! [checking out office computer playing Duke3d]
• Go ahead, make my day. (reference to the same phrase from Clint Eastwood's character in the film Dirty Harry)
• Gonna rip you a new one.
• Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!
• Groovy! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
• Hail to the king, baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
• Heh, heh, heh... what a mess! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
• Hmm, I needed that! [After gaining health]
• Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
• Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
• Holy cow!
• Holy shit!
• I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. [reference to Doctor Detroit in the movie Doctor Detroit]
• I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! [reference to Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction]
• I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
• I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
• I ain't afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game]
• I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
• It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. [reference to They Live]
• It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! [when encountering the Emperor]
• It's time to abort your whole freaking species! [After defeating the Queen]
• Let God sort 'em out! [Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish theCathars from the Catholics]
• Let's rock!
• Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
• My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
• My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! [After defeating the Battlelord]
• No way I'm eating this shit!
• Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
• Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down]
• Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
• Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
• Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) [Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness]
• See you in Hell!
• Shake it, baby! [after handing a girl money]
• Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces] [Possibly in reference to Predator 2]
• Sometimes I even amaze myself. [In reference to Star Wars]
• Staying alive, staying alive, la. [singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive']
• Suck it down!
• Terminated! [after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret 'Freeway' level]
• This really pisses me off!
• This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town.
• That's gonna leave a mark!
• We meet again, Doctor Jones! [after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging]
• What are you waitin' for? Christmas? [after the player has been away from keyboard for a while]
• What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
• Where is it?
• Who wants some? [Reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2]
• Wohoo!
• Yeah, piece of cake!
• Yippie ka-yay, motherf***er! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, in the Die Hard Films]
• You guys suck!
• You're an inspiration for birth control.
• Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
• You wanna dance?
• Lucky son of a bitch.
• Mess with the best, you will die like the rest [reference to Hackers film]