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Why did you create a second post?


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Joelcool7 said:

Why did you create a second post?

The two post was within a minute of each other.. I didn't even see his post until mine was made.

I did not see that coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Xen said:

I did not see that coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


YES YOU DID LOL!!! Admit it, there is something there, this little gremlin* that feeds of fear and terror and all the other horrible emotions and it has been whispering doubt into your ears EVER SINCE DUKE NUKEM RECIEVED A RELEASE DATE!

*John Romero

Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

  • Ah... much better! [after urinating]
  • Bitch'in'!
  • Blow it out your ass! [referencing They Live]
  • Born to be wiiiiiiild... [singing (badly) in a karaoke]
  • Come get some! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
  • Come on! [after the player was not moving for a while]
  • Damn....
  • Damn!
  • Damn, I'm good! [in reference to Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls]
  • Damn... I'm looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]
  • Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
  • Damn, you're ugly. [in reference to Predator]
  • Eat shit and die. [reference to Full Metal Jacket]
  • Get away from her, you bitch! [in reference to Aliens]
  • Get that crap outta here! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
  • Die, you son of a bitch! [after defeating the Battlelords, in reference to Jaws]
  • Get back to work, you slacker! [checking out office computer playing Duke3d]
  • Go ahead, make my day. (reference to the same phrase from Clint Eastwood's character in the film Dirty Harry)
  • Gonna rip you a new one.
  • Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!
  • Groovy! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
  • Hail to the king, baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
  • Heh, heh, heh... what a mess! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
  • Hmm, I needed that! [After gaining health]
  • Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
  • Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
  • Holy cow!
  • Holy shit!
  • I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. [reference to Doctor Detroit in the movie Doctor Detroit]
  • I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! [reference to Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction]
  • I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
  • I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
  • I ain't afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game]
  • I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. [reference to They Live]
  • It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! [when encountering the Emperor]
  • It's time to abort your whole freaking species! [After defeating the Queen]
  • Let God sort 'em out! [Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish theCathars from the Catholics]
  • Let's rock!
  • Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
  • My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
  • My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! [After defeating the Battlelord]
  • No way I'm eating this shit!
  • Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
  • Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down]
  • Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
  • Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
  • Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) [Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness]
  • See you in Hell!
  • Shake it, baby! [after handing a girl money]
  • Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces] [Possibly in reference to Predator 2]
  • Sometimes I even amaze myself. [In reference to Star Wars]
  • Staying alive, staying alive, la. [singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive']
  • Suck it down!
  • Terminated! [after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret 'Freeway' level]
  • This really pisses me off!
  • This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town.
  • That's gonna leave a mark!
  • We meet again, Doctor Jones! [after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging]
  • What are you waitin' for? Christmas? [after the player has been away from keyboard for a while]
  • What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
  • Where is it?
  • Who wants some? [Reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2]
  • Wohoo!
  • Yeah, piece of cake!
  • Yippie ka-yay, motherf***er! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, in the Die Hard Films]
  • You guys suck!
  • You're an inspiration for birth control.
  • Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
  • You wanna dance?
  • Lucky son of a bitch.
  • Mess with the best, you will die like the rest [reference to Hackers film]