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flashpoint_1230 on 20 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

YEs, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She didn't write the song, so don't blame her for that. If you take that out, then basically all you can blame her for is her weird singing voice.

Point is, she personally cannot be blamed for most of the issues with the song.



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sapphi_snake on 20 March 2011
flashpoint_1230 said:
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

YEs, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She didn't write the song, so don't blame her for that. If you take that out, then basically all you can blame her for is her weird singing voice.

Point is, she personally cannot be blamed for most of the issues with the song.

Please tell me that the writer of that song IS a tween though. If an actual adult who claims to be a professional songwriter wrote that song, pop music is doomed if he ever breeds.



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"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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flashpoint_1230 on 20 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

YEs, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She didn't write the song, so don't blame her for that. If you take that out, then basically all you can blame her for is her weird singing voice.

Point is, she personally cannot be blamed for most of the issues with the song.

Please tell me that the writer of that song IS a tween though. If an actual adult who claims to be a professional songwriter wrote that song, pop music is doomed if he ever breeds.

Nope. It's someone at Ark Music Factory. All of their songs are like that. It's pretty bad. And I have no clue where they get their funding.



sapphi_snake on 20 March 2011
flashpoint_1230 said:

Nope. It's someone at Ark Music Factory. All of their songs are like that. It's pretty bad. And I have no clue where they get their funding.

Probably some evil organisation, like Al Quaeda, trying to destroy America by sabotaging it's music industry from within.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

SeriousWB on 20 March 2011
flashpoint_1230 said:
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

YEs, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She didn't write the song, so don't blame her for that. If you take that out, then basically all you can blame her for is her weird singing voice.

Point is, she personally cannot be blamed for most of the issues with the song.

Please tell me that the writer of that song IS a tween though. If an actual adult who claims to be a professional songwriter wrote that song, pop music is doomed if he ever breeds.

Nope. It's someone at Ark Music Factory. All of their songs are like that. It's pretty bad. And I have no clue where they get their funding.

The parents of these children, I saw something about a $2000 package somewhere.



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sapphi_snake on 20 March 2011
SeriousWB said:

The parents of these children, I saw something about a $2000 package somewhere.

When I was little I had to beg and cry and get good grades at school so my parents would buy me a computer, and this little whatever gets her own music video?!



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

pizzahut451 on 20 March 2011

God, I hate Youtube policy so much. Yesterday i could have watched the video, but now when it became popular, it says its not available in my country. FUCK YOUTUBE GERMANY, just because i dont wanna watch that retard DerAusenseiter who posts 100 videos per week living in his own fantasy universe and its uglier than a jackal, doesnt mean you should  ban every popular and/or funny  video. Seriously, i really need to get on those prxies and show a giant middle finger to german internet policies



sad.man.loves.vgc on 20 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

YEs, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She didn't write the song, so don't blame her for that. If you take that out, then basically all you can blame her for is her weird singing voice.

Point is, she personally cannot be blamed for most of the issues with the song.

Please tell me that the writer of that song IS a tween though. If an actual adult who claims to be a professional songwriter wrote that song, pop music is doomed if he ever breeds


the writer of the song is the black rapper in the song lol

 

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mexmen92 on 20 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
flashpoint_1230 said:

This made me laugh so hard!!! You know, if the lyrics weren't so bad... And if Rebecca Black didn't have such a nasal voice... She'd be the teenage version of Ke$ha! XD Whoever writes lyrics for Ark Music Factory needs to be fired immediately.

Yes, and if she actually had a good voice she'd be the teenage version of Christina Aguilera. And if she were black, could rap and had a pennis she'd be the teenage version of Kanye West. But let's forget on that and focus on what she is: bad songwriter, terrible singer, and great prophet who can predict which day of the week comes next.

She never said what day comes after Sunday... That means the end of the world is near!!!



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d21lewis on 20 March 2011

I've listened to that song 100 times since yesterday and I now love it.  I admit it.  I love this song.