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Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect

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Comment: O...kay... I think he was too fast for me this time.



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He has to be fast :( He's using Zero Punctuation! HOW WAS THE REVIEW? I'm at work and can't watch ><



From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.

He is so funny, tells games like they are :D

Odd that i understand every word that he says, even at breakneck speeds! Then again i do live in the UK :P



lol nice review



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I usually love his reviews, although this one was okay. It might be because I love Mass Effect but that usually doesn't bother me, I think what made it so-so was that I didn't entirely get what he got out of it. My team never got in my way, and I didn't think the vehicle handled poorly. I think it shot poorly on uneven surfaces, and I kept waiting for him to make fun of the textures that at times took as much as 10 seconds to load in, but he didn't. The dialog never bothered me either I most of the time sought to have longer conversations and despite the volume of talking they do give you plenty of outs and the ability to skip it all together. Personally that has been rather important to me. I've been more annoyed playing Assassin's Creed's cutscenes that are unskipable, and for the most part especially on pickpocket missions and such irrelevant.



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I want to see one of Super Mario Galaxy :)



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After last week's great review of Guitar Hero III this is kind of meh. But last week's GHIII review is my favorite so far and the best thing i've seen on the internet in a long time.



Explosivo said:
I want to see one of Super Mario Galaxy :)

 If he can't find much to complain about it's probably not worth his review. His site generally follows insanely hyped games with plenty to rant about lol. You might be waiting a while on that one :P I've been hoping for an Uncharted review for quite some time ._.;



From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.

ChronotriggerJM said:
Explosivo said:
I want to see one of Super Mario Galaxy :)

 If he can't find much to complain about it's probably not worth his review. His site generally follows insanely hyped games with plenty to rant about lol. You might be waiting a while on that one :P I've been hoping for an Uncharted review for quite some time ._.;

Look up his orange box review



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