A viral marketing campaign for sure: "Free psychologist service to all Xbox and Nintendo fanboy." lol (obviously joking)

Buy Versus XIII exclusivity for 1 or 2 billion dollars!

:P

Buy Quantic Dreams, get Naughty Dog, Santa Monica and Guerrilla Games to develop a new engine for the PS3, distribute that engine to 3rd party developers for free and teach them how to use it. Advertise Blu-Ray movies with Kevin Butler commercials :P. Get a Monster Hunter 1 year exclusivity on PS3 to give it a push in japan. 100 dollars price cut for the PS3 in November 2011 and introduce new colors everywhere. Get SCEA to develop a new firmware update that includes stuff like cross-game voice chat since everyone seems to be bitching about that (among other stuff) :P. Remove Copy-Protection from save files :S. Add support for NTFS external HDDs. Add the ability to deactivate a PS3 system from another PS3 without having to call Sony :P Well... a lot of stuff :P

Screw you, I want me some PSP2.

Learn some Japanese and its customs?

Sell the company.

To Nintendo.

Explain your reasoning...

All I know is I want to be able to play socom whenever I leave home. All I need is one game. That's all I want.

Copy Nintendo.

I see. 3rd parties won't make games for PSP2?

Screw your rules, I'm making my own rules. First 5 things I would do.

1. Cut the PSP down to $125, and the PSP Go down to $100 just after the 3DS Launch. Would ensure a respectable year on the market despite the 3DS. Could potentially steal sales FROM the 3DS, if 3DS was in poor supply.

2. Buy Square-Enix, bring tons of Japanese sales. Fire Wada and pay a street bum to piss on him.

3. Offer a ton of money to Capcom for Monster Hunter timed exclusivity on PlayStation platforms for X Years.

4. Hire the main people from Nintendo's, Microsoft's and Apple's marketting teams.

5. Plan for the Holidays right now. Get Colours, Bundles... And release fully Backwards Compatible PS3's. $50 Pricecut if Wii/360 are bringing a lot to the table.

I know this is kind of off topic... But would you do the same thing to the 3DS/DS or whatever if you were running Nintendo?