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ShadowSoldier said:

There's this special sex move called the "Charizard" You light the girl's pubes on fire, and then put it out with your cum after that you run around the room flapping your arms screaming "YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

 

 

Lol


Are you sure you didn't smoke anything when typing this?



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Evolution: Charmander evolves into Charmeleon at Level 16.
Charmeleon evolves into Charizard at Level 36.
Description: Spits fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. Known to cause forest fires unintentionally.  When expelling a blast of super hot fire, the red flame at the tip of its tail burns more intensely.  

If Charizard becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a whitish-blue color.  Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.  Its fiery breath reaches incredible temperatures. It can quickly melt glaciers weighing 10,000 tons.

Advantages:

Grass, Ice, Bug, Fighting

Disadvantages: Fire, Water, Rock, Dragon, Electric, CUM (*new weakness*)


 

 

Cobretti2 said:
Evolution: Charmander evolves into Charmeleon at Level 16.
Charmeleon evolves into Charizard at Level 36.
Description: Spits fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. Known to cause forest fires unintentionally.  When expelling a blast of super hot fire, the red flame at the tip of its tail burns more intensely.  

If Charizard becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a whitish-blue color.  Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.  Its fiery breath reaches incredible temperatures. It can quickly melt glaciers weighing 10,000 tons.

Advantages:

Grass, Ice, Bug, Fighting

Disadvantages: Fire, Water, Rock, Dragon, Electric, CUM (*new weakness*)

What type of Pokemon have such attacks? Are there any legendaries?



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sapphi_snake said:
Cobretti2 said:
Evolution: Charmander evolves into Charmeleon at Level 16.
Charmeleon evolves into Charizard at Level 36.
Description: Spits fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. Known to cause forest fires unintentionally.  When expelling a blast of super hot fire, the red flame at the tip of its tail burns more intensely.  

If Charizard becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a whitish-blue color.  Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.  Its fiery breath reaches incredible temperatures. It can quickly melt glaciers weighing 10,000 tons.

Advantages:

Grass, Ice, Bug, Fighting

Disadvantages: Fire, Water, Rock, Dragon, Electric, CUM (*new weakness*)

What type of Pokemon have such attacks? Are there any legendaries?

I suppose Gunk Shot will have its attack type changed at some point.



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Looool i see only a few people get it



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Silver-Tiger said:
ShadowSoldier said:

There's this special sex move called the "Charizard" You light the girl's pubes on fire, and then put it out with your cum after that you run around the room flapping your arms screaming "YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

 

 

Lol


Are you sure you didn't smoke anything when typing this?


I had a jeffery 



Black Women Are The Most Beautiful Women On The Planet.

"In video game terms, RPGs are games that involve a form of separate battles taking place with a specialized battle system and the use of a system that increases your power through a form of points.

Sure, what you say is the definition, but the connotation of RPGs is what they are in video games." - dtewi

Charizard, No. Angry Dragon, Yes.



What if you don't have enough cum to put out the flaming pubes?...




sabby_e17 said:

What if you don't have enough cum to put out the flaming pubes?...


Golden shower??



Mistershine said:
sabby_e17 said:

What if you don't have enough cum to put out the flaming pubes?...


Golden shower??


Ah, good idea...