How schlong are you?

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fighter on 31 December 2010

rendo said:

THATGUY said:

on a cold day im 3, normaly im 6, erect im 6 and 1/2, on the internet im 9. :)

Wow, the only person to actually tell the truth. I applaud you my good man.

I honestly don't understand how from flasque to hard he only gains 0.5 inches

Erect i'm a 7 (18cm), my guess is that internet sizes are mainly due to 6 only feeling comfortable...

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Darth Tigris on 31 December 2010

So, metaphorically, this is just a typical sales thread, right?

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d21lewis on 31 December 2010

I only read the first two pages and aside from the joke posts, nobody here competes with me. I'm not joking.

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pizzahut451 on 31 December 2010

EDIT: Nevermind, MaxwellGT2000 would probably ban me

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dtewi on 31 December 2010

pizzahut451 said:

Im Japanese, Asian, 8,5cm lenght

O_o

Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

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Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

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psrock on 31 December 2010

some of you are using bundled sizes, cheaters!

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wick on 31 December 2010

My girlfriend only just measured mine a few weeks ago actually.

8 1/2

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binary solo on 31 December 2010

Well after ordering a few of those products I got e-mails about my willie fell off, so I had to get a sex change.

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Serious_frusting on 31 December 2010

Are these sold or shipped sizes?

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NinjaguyDan on 31 December 2010

Gilgamesh said:

Yup it's that time again VG Chartz, it's time for us to all get together and reveal are deepest darkest secrets. This time it's about your penis. The last thread about this was a couple years ago so I'd say it's about time we get some new numbers for the new members of the site, you never know what we may learn, VG Chartz might be the site of the giant penis members.

Also to everyone that lies you'll have an your penis cut in half so stay truthful. Alright I'll get the ball rolling I'm 6" and 3/4".

Now it's time for you to answer the age old question how long is your penis?

Also for the people that don't use inches, here's a converter website for centimeters and millimeters.

...you can thank Dtewi for the clever thread title lol

The REAL question is: "How Much Of A Schlong Are You?" Seeing that THAT'S the real measure of a man.

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