Heres the thing when ever iam with my girl and when we cuddle or she does the Lap dance on me, my one eye snake stands up straight and i'll feel iam on fire. The thing is she knows it but she goes on doing what she does best plus she wants it.

iam trying very hard to control myself, every time she lives i had to put a cold compress on my groin area just to cool it down.

is there any way to not have a boner when she doing a lap dance.

you get hard when a chick grinds you? Thats bad man you're gonna die

Damn, you think you have problems. Sometimes I get it for no apparent reason!

Cock tease that is all.

Uhhh.. I guess you could get a surgeon to cut off the top of your skull and probe various areas of your brain to turn you gay?

Other than that.. You're on your own my friend.

Real Advice- get her to suck you off after

ROFLL!!!! hhahahahaha

pretty much this

Congrats, man, you're normal!

You could always do what Quagmire does and think of really, really old nuns