....I can't deal with this anymore. 

You guys are the reason there has been a dwindling of constructive posts recently. With this damn spam. A few of you couldn't even be bothered to be serious (and this is to the Chartz in general now, not just this thread).

I want this site to get its act together. This shit has go to damn well stop.

I'll see you again when that happens.

Are...are you sure that was ioi you took?

Was it a guy who looked like ioi?

But was lacking in charm?

Locked up in a dungeon with the founder of NeoGAF?

Yeah...that was Brett the Usurper. Your plan kind of backfired.

Oh please, bring constructive and interesting subjects and you will get constructive responses. There's no reason to act up about people not being serious from time to time.

Lighten up.

My hack attacks are already working...

It's not time to time! It's everyday, day in, day out, there's spam going on. Spam in the activity feed, spam in off-topics, spam spilling over into the actual constructive topics. 

And I can't fucking stand it anymore.

I don't want to see spam piling up in this forum, spilling over because of how damn high it is. I'm tired of unconstructive members, posting for the sake of the post count, and making an effort to not be serious.

And it is like this everyday.

Every. Damn. Day.

So you know what? I don't want to see it anymore. I want it shoved out sight so that when I may return it'll have died out. 

But that day may be months away, or may it never come at all.

In which case, as it is making an effort to stay, I shall make an equal effort to not.

It's not time to time! It's everyday, day in, day out, there's spam going on. Spam in the activity feed, spam in off-topics, spam spilling over into the actual constructive topics. 

And I can't fucking stand it anymore.

I don't want to see spam piling up in this forum, spilling over because of how damn high it is. I'm tired of unconstructive members, posting for the sake of the post count, and making an effort to not be serious.

And it is like this everyday.

Every. Damn. Day.

So you know what? I don't want to see it anymore. I want it shoved out sight so that when I may return it'll have died out. 

But that day may be months away, or may it never come at all.

In which case, as it is making an effort to stay, I shall make an equal effort to not.

It's not time to time! It's everyday, day in, day out, there's spam going on. Spam in the activity feed, spam in off-topics, spam spilling over into the actual constructive topics. 

And I can't fucking stand it anymore.

I don't want to see spam piling up in this forum, spilling over because of how damn high it is. I'm tired of unconstructive members, posting for the sake of the post count, and making an effort to not be serious.

And it is like this everyday.

Every. Damn. Day.

So you know what? I don't want to see it anymore. I want it shoved out sight so that when I may return it'll have died out. 

But that day may be months away, or may it never come at all.

In which case, as it is making an effort to stay, I shall make an equal effort to not.

And you all can't do nothing to stop me while I have ioi under a Giant Cannon of Doom!

Above: move a toe and ioi is toast!