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Forums - Gaming Discussion - Derogatory One-Liners for Beloved Games

Here we go:

Darksiders: Zelda without a queer elf

Fallout 3: Oblivion with guns

Borderlands: Diablo with guns

Final Fantasy (any game in the series): The latest in emo hair fashion

Halo (any game in the series): Counter-Strike for noobs who need regenerating health just to get one kill

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or 2: Battlefield without tanks for those who need level-ups to compensate for a lack of skill

Super Mario Brothers: Your gay plumber who likes to go down on more than one pipe in less than an hour

What are yours?