Here we go:
Darksiders: Zelda without a queer elf
Fallout 3: Oblivion with guns
Borderlands: Diablo with guns
Final Fantasy (any game in the series): The latest in emo hair fashion
Halo (any game in the series): Counter-Strike for noobs who need regenerating health just to get one kill
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or 2: Battlefield without tanks for those who need level-ups to compensate for a lack of skill
Super Mario Brothers: Your gay plumber who likes to go down on more than one pipe in less than an hour
What are yours?