I wrote this poem for Sony:

Oh Sony, you're not bony.

Sony, Sony, like a Pony.

I like butter.  It's not Phony.

Sony, Sony, Sony, Sony.

Sony, baloney, Oni, Joanie.

Sony.

Fuck yeah.  Sony.

I just like the Playstations and Sony as a whole. 

I will force people to buy a Sony product over something else even if the other product is better and cost less.

Edit: I mean i'll tell them to buy the Sony product and convince them to buy it and they usually do.

i own a psp, ps2, and ps3.  sadly my original playstation died a few years ago.  and lastly, i sold my wii to be a true ps3 exclusive gamer and plan to get move this christmas.  o yea, my laptop is a sony vaio fw series.  gotta love sony products.

I'd like to hear Kasz on that sleeping together story!

My family has bought 8 Sony consoles that's why I'm a true Sony fan!

PS1, PS1 slim, PS2, PS3, PS3 Slim (120gb), PS3 Slim (250gb), PSP 1000 and PSP 2000.

And Sony has thanked me by never giving me a bad console! I've only ever had 2 Sony consoles break; our first PS1 broke but that was after 3-4 years of service, and my PSP1000 broke but that was totally my fault (I left it on my floor and accidentally stood on it and the screen messed up).

I owned all nex gen consoles (360, Wii, PS3) and the PS3 is the only one I've kept. 

I have every Playstation.  Each and every one of these Playstations has an absurd amount of good games, many of which I have played.  I also think Sony's first party games are among the best, most well made games in existence.

I named my dog Sony... true story Now I only need a cat, so I can name it Putin  

How is this man NOT a Nobel Laureate?  :P   Good job d21.