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You're disguting.



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Beuli2 said:

You're disguting.


For centuries, maybe even more, scientists wondered what pimples are for, now, thanks to inect, the mystery is solved! You should be happy!   



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Seriously, if I could move my player by moving by friend's head around I would be very happy to play that



Munkeh111 said:

Seriously, if I could move my player by moving by friend's head around I would be very happy to play that


Still attached to his body, I hope!!!  =:-O   



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW! 
 


Nipples won't work on a technical level-- they tend to stick for a while after pressing them once.  Should definitely use your eyes as buttons, that would work well.



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"Hard nipples are required to fully enjoy this game"



or better yet, each kinect should come with a super model and you use their nipples for buttons



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I'm ready to use my joystick. I've already had plenty of experience with using it.

 

Microsoft is really going to hit home with the casuals. We already know how to use thos parts of our bodies!



I'd get Kinect if i would be able to touch the demon inside me.



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I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun...

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Not to mention they're pressure sensitive.



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