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I've got it!  The anti-piracy measures will be an algorithm based off the dimensions of a hypercube that will be in each 3DS cartridge as well as one within the 3DS itself.  This will ensure that it would require such complex calculations that no human mind could comprehend them.



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Attoyou said:
hiroko said:

how can that be? a human brian made it?!


how do you know? lol.


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Next-gen should be free of piracy as this problem has bled the industry kicking developers out.



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Porcupine_I said:

just let geohot hear that! i mean he is gonna release custom firmware for the PS3 any second now.

 

....aaaaany second now.

 

.....nnnnnow....

Haha, word up.



Hephaestos said:
Severance said:
Buzzi said:
Galaki said:
Ninpanda said:

Nintendo executives are aliens confirmed!


I knew it!


Here we are, this is the real Miyamoto!


is he going into 3D mode? , my eyes!


My eyes are flickering... it actually hurts (3D is sideways, it hurts less).... guess i'll have to open my forehead 3rd eye for vertical 3D)

Actually the person who made this put it under a spoiler. In that case your brain would expect a normal Miyamoto, but when you see it, with the double parts it should have, your brain rejects it and gives you bad feeling. It's very powerful, I know!



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too complex for the human brain? we'll see.



actually i think i got it! and it's genius!

 

 

 

if you look closely at the E3 videos, you see that with every 3DS comes a girl attached on some kind of umbilical cord. the girl will keep an eye on you and if you play pirated games she will call Nintendo!

 

 



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Porcupine_I said:

actually i think i got it! and it's genius!

 

 

 

if you look closely at the E3 videos, you see that with every 3DS comes a girl attached on some kind of umbilical cord. the girl will keep an eye on you and if you play pirated games she will call Nintendo!

 

 


Some of those girls were pretty cute. I think I'd be enjoying a different 3D experience than the 3DS provides haha.



I remember Nikkei has said that it would be possible to save a game in the memory in order to play them without the game itself in the slot.

Maybe,this measure against piracy "too sophisticated for human brain" is based on this system?



Maybe they are just saying that to keep it a secret.



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