Well I'm from Canada and moved to England. It's okay here, could be better though (example English food isn't great imo, maybe besides the occasional fish & chips).

I'd say Japan would be on top of my list, I love pretty much everything about it. Japanese food = looooove!

For other countries I like, I would rather just visit them.

Maybe return to Canada would be another choice. I never fully realised how nice my country is until I left it. Ironic. Maybe some other province though, just for a change. I've never been to British Columbia, and from what I hear it's nice there (good climate as well). Or maybe Ontario, since it's right beside Quebec.

Same as john said. Third place would be Spain...

Russia or any place with sub zero degrees in winter, where and when bedbugs can't bug me

I'm guessing you can only speak one langauge like me

I live in Canada now. So if I had to move my choices would be:

USA cause its pretty much the same as Canada, New Zealand because I've been there and its an awesome country, Australia because I've been there as well and its amazing or maybe Scotland cause I'm half Scottish.

If I went to Japan, I will wreck dominance since I will just tower over everyone.

I would also love to go to Canada one day love the weather and the people!

How tall are you?

Also I agree with your second point untill you get covered in 5 foot of snow and are unabke to leave your house.

That's the crazy thing about us Canadians. 5 feet of snow doesn't stop us from getting out of our house or from driving 200km on that day.

In England when we get half an inch of snow, everyone goes into meltdown (excuse the pun). In January we had the worst winter for 30 years, some people love to make the most of certain situations, other countries are so use to it they just don't care hahaha.

I would be kicked out of every country for various reasons. Canada for making fun of the accent, Britian for the teeth, Russia for screaming "GRENADA" randomly, and North Korea for implying that Kim is a woman. I already have plans to take a chunck of Antartica and rename it Clownopolis. I have plans to franchise a Subway and a Bennihanas right outside my huge ice castle. I'll begin producing my own money and start a World Championship Swiss Cheese and Skittles Eating League! WCSCSEL!!!! And Maybe plan a premtive strike on Sealand or my friend's house.....