Did darth just write this? Darth, Darth! Can you hear me!!!? Go into the light Darth, wherever you are. We miss you!

Sony is my life, I'd take a bullet for PlayStation!!

{shakes head vigorously}

NO WII FIT RULES

{shakes}

NOO PS MOVE FTW!!!!!

{shakes}

NOOOOOO Wi RELAX FTWWWWWWW

{shakes}

H..e.l..p .......m.ee....eeeeeeee.eeee {collapses while taking theprof00 down with him}

Don't worry darth, I'm here for you now.

pic related, it's me holding darth, or it could be badgenome holding me holding darth

Final Fantasy XIV will be there in trailer form. That was confirmed by Tanaka a few weeks back.

{Wakes up}

Hi badgenome whachya doin making a cry baby face like that?!

{realises he's in theprof's arms}

Ewwwww stop groping me theprof00!!!!!

{uses PSP 2 to hit theprof00}

EDIT: Whoops ignore where it said PSP 2, I meant ermm PSP GO!....PSP 2 doesn't exist!!! {hides from SONY PR people}

Theprof: shhhh... the pspgo was all just a bad dream darth...it was all just a bad dream. Now rest...rest and suckle my teat.

Darth: badgenome, something is wrong with theprof00. He's acting really strange. Wanna go get some steak and kidney pie?

Badgenome: With you, I'd go anywhere. uinku

Darth: ....

Theprof: (whispering to self) he'll be back....they always come back...isn't that right my precious?

What the hell happened to this thread?

Quick Theprof00 LETS TRAP CARL2291 TOO!

Carl-Ann! Get away from the monitor!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH

You can't trap me, i have the powers of Ackbar!