I don't think this is really a spoiler, but in case you're just really sensitive I'm in episode three and I'm talking a certain quote from episode three from an enemy.
Alright, so I'm in episode 3 (Taken) of Alan Wake and I get to what looks like a little graveyard before I meet the kidnapper. This gravekeeper shows up and says the graveyard shift can cancer.
Did anyone else have to pause the game to laugh at how stupid of a line that was? Please tell me I just heard it wrong.