Games nobody would ever buy

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Mr. Fister on 18 April 2010

Simple topic, make up the name of a game that nobody in their right mind would ever purchase. Has to be made-up, no jabs at actual games, please.

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Animal Slaughterhouse Jr. - Now kids can experience the wonders of working at the slaughterhouse!

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MANUELF on 18 April 2010

Mr. Fister said:

Simple topic, make up the name of a game that nobody in their right mind would ever purchase. Has to be made-up, no jabs at actual games, please.

Examples:

Pokemon Pooper Scooper - Now featuring the dung of all 493 Pokemon!

What are you talking about?

That would be a million seller

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patapon on 18 April 2010

A game where all you do is erratically shack the controller and you win!!! There's no precision, no goal, no nothing. Just a bunch of lights flashing on the screen while you just dance around and make Leo-j fume in the corner with anger.

That game would never sell...

!!!Patapwn to the official thread!!!

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d21lewis on 19 April 2010

I bought "Hotel For Dogs" for the Nintendo DS yesterday. I swear to God.

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