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PC still wins.



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Animal Crossing IS a core game!! :P



bugrimmar said:
sadly, we see all of that on every forum. isn't really a joke anymore.

But I thought that was THE joke.



Ssenkahdavic said:
PC still wins.


3. Declare the superiority of your company at all times - Whether this is about starting a new topic praising the next exclusive game as the second coming, posting positive news from credible sources and random blogs or mentioning how awesome your console is in a totally unrelated thread, it is your job to show who's the boss.

 

If PC were a real competitor (rule 4), it would be proud of you... But as all my friends have a a real console (rule 6), it is obvious that there's not such thing as a PC gamer. In fact, as Nintendo(rule 1) has sold way more consoles than the other two (rule 3), we should consider them as the driving force in the industry. As Reggie has said (rule 2), Nintendo would be ashamed if they were doing what their competitors are doing. Games like Wii Sports, Fit, Play, Resort, Mario Kart Wii and New Super Mario Bros Wii have demonstrated that Wii games sell way more than any other 1st party game (rule 5). More people should buy a Wii to be completely happy (rule 10).

XD



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bugrimmar said:
sadly, we see all of that on every forum. isn't really a joke anymore.

so true



I mostly play RTS and Moba style games now adays as well as ALOT of benchmarking. I do play other games however such as the witcher 3 and Crysis 3, and recently Ashes of the Singularity. I love gaming on the cutting edge and refuse to accept any compromises. Proud member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. Long Live SHIO!!!! 

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The rules are clear. I just suck at them. Luckily.



Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...

solracbrit said:
Ssenkahdavic said:
PC still wins.


3. Declare the superiority of your company at all times - Whether this is about starting a new topic praising the next exclusive game as the second coming, posting positive news from credible sources and random blogs or mentioning how awesome your console is in a totally unrelated thread, it is your job to show who's the boss.

 

If PC were a real competitor (rule 4), it would be proud of you... But as all my friends have a a real console (rule 6), it is obvious that there's not such thing as a PC gamer. In fact, as Nintendo(rule 1) has sold way more consoles than the other two (rule 3), we should consider them as the driving force in the industry. As Reggie has said (rule 2), Nintendo would be ashamed if they were doing what their competitors are doing. Games like Wii Sports, Fit, Play, Resort, Mario Kart Wii and New Super Mario Bros Wii have demonstrated that Wii games sell way more than any other 1st party game (rule 5). More people should buy a Wii to be completely happy (rule 10).

XD

PC used to be a force in the first world war. Then the almighty Sony just crushed it. Because of this PC's have now been relegated to the single task of word processing (and web browsing for the owners of the 360 and Wii, because PS3 users can of course browse using the PS3 browser - it only does everything!).

This is of course history news. And the resurgence (Wii and 360) in the New World War will soon be crushed too with the Blu ray powers!!!!!!!!!!!



RolStoppable said:

7. Develop a resistance against facts, logic and common sense - At times it happens that you get into a debate with intelligent people. They will provide data, statistics and analysis that may go against the reality you tried so hard to establish. Don't let these things irritate you, just write them off as propaganda or fanboy gibberish because those people simply can't face the cold, hard truth.

almost everyone i replied to on this site had this. i sometimes think i'm the crazy one.



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List started well but kinda died off towards the end. Still nice post ;)