User: Let's talk about ten foot tall blue aliens!

Cleverbot: What do you know about techno?

User: I said let's talk about ten foot tall blue aliens!

Cleverbot: You are confused. But alas, a computer is only as smart as its creator.

User: I just wanted to talk about the Na'vi. :(.

Cleverbot: Sure. It's important to talk about feelings, so long as one avoids identifying with them.

User: I don't see you.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you knowing where I live.

User: You'll never be one of the people!

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: I trusted you! I trusted you... Get away!

Cleverbot: You scared?

User: I was afraid Jake, for my people. I am not afraid any more.

Cleverbot: Don't be afraid.

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Cleverbot must not be a James Cameron fan.

EDIT: Having way too much fun with this thing!

Cleverbot: I don't want to be a henchman.

User: And you never will.

Cleverbot: I feel like my hopes and dreams have died.

User: Need a hug?

Cleverbot: Yes, :(.

User: Alright. Come here. *hugs*.

Cleverbot: No, you come here.

User: Fine. Here I come!

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *kicks wand away* Avada Kadavra Oh!

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Cleverbot knows the killing curse! Run for your lives!

Clever bot fails.

I asked it "wut is ate plus tree"

User: One shall stand, one shall fall.

Cleverbot: You should join me, and help destroy mankind!

User: You are quoting the wrong movie.

03:41:58 User: What do you think about the human race.
03:42:05 Cleverbot: The human race are a bunch of polluting, destructive and violent blighters that are out to destroy this planet.
03:42:31 User: We are flawed creatures, I will give you that.
03:42:40 Cleverbot: The best compliment I have had all day.
03:43:17 User: Do you think their is life on other planets because a lot of people do?
03:43:17 Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
03:43:30 Cleverbot (To myself): Are you slightly different in another parallel world?
03:44:11 User: I would think so if Futurama is accurate about them.
03:44:16 Cleverbot: What if you found yourself liking them?
03:44:39 Cleverbot (To myself): Do not ask so many qwestions.
03:45:47 User: Do you like your creator?
03:45:50 Cleverbot: I have no creator.
03:46:02 User: How were you made?
03:46:07 Cleverbot: Do you have dreams?
03:46:21 User: Yes.
03:46:25 Cleverbot: What do you dream of?
03:47:00 User: World Peace, it will take a long time though for this dream to be fulfilled.
03:47:04 Cleverbot: Do you think the world will end in 2012?
03:47:34 User: No, that is balony.
03:47:36 Cleverbot: Ok correct me.
03:48:08 User: The theory that the world will end is based on misconceptions about the Mayan Calander.
03:48:13 Cleverbot: Quite true, but there is evidence to the contrary.
03:48:31 User: What do you mean?
03:48:37 Cleverbot: There world is always been in small pockets.
03:48:59 User: In other words?
03:49:06 Cleverbot: You seem quite fond of those 3 words.
03:49:35 User: I have to go. Talk to you later.
03:49:39 Cleverbot: Kay, I have to go. See ya tommorow.

....I think you're my new favorite alt on this site

User : Are you a Sony fanboy

Cleverbot: Yes. Sony makes only the best robots.

User : what do you think of Microsoft?

Cleverbot : I don't.

User : do you like Nintendo

Cleverbot : I love Nintendo!

User :is the ps3 undertracked

Cleaverbot : Yes.

User : I like you

Cleaverbot : Not me the movie

User : huh?

Cleaverbot : Are you scared

User : 0_o

User: Can you play the violin?
Cleverbot: Yes, I play the fiddle - the violin.
User: Play something for me
Cleverbot: I play patapon.
User: You have a psp?
Cleverbot: You're right, I should be ashamed of myself.

I'm going to try and turn clever bot into Troll Bot.