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Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

This thread defines what Soriku was born for.



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Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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Aug. 13 Mon. 2007

Pokémon Trainer


No way! The Pokémon Trainer has finally arrived. And it looks like he doesn’t do his fighting directly.

Instead, he uses the three Pokémon with him—Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard—to do the fighting for him.





Characters | Pokémon Trainer | Aug. 13 Mon. 2007



Aug. 13 Mon. 2007

Pokémon change!

The Pokémon Trainer watches from the background.



Is... Is he issuing commands?!

He needs to use his three Pokémon to fight. So the only ones who fight directly are the Pokémon.

I guess you could say using this character is like playing three for the price of one!

And the Pokémon Trainer uses a special move called Pokémon Change to switch between them.








Good job, Ivysaur! Come back!



The returning Pokémon tags the next Pokémon.



Charizard! I choose you!

They swap out in a set order: Squirtle→Ivysaur→Charizard.



They all share the same damage meter, so they don’t recover from damage during Pokémon Change. But they also have another stat, which you might call stamina.

If you keep fighting with the same Pokémon, or if you change them out too often, it’s not so good for the Pokémon.

If you want to be a good Pokémon Trainer, you’ll need to learn these kinds of ins and outs.


Characters | Pokémon Trainer | Aug. 13 Mon. 2007



Aug. 29 Wed. 2007

Pokémon Trainer: Special Moves

The Pokémon Trainer commands three types of Pokémon. His down special move is a Pokémon Change, so each Pokémon has three special moves!

That’s nine in all. Amazing!








Squirtle splashes up the water torrent.








Is this the turtle’s so-called shell? It slides along the ground.








It fires a rapid seed barrage straight up in the air!








It grabs the edge with its whip! That was TOO close!








We just had to have this. It is Charizard, after all.








It smashes rocks with its head. Bam! A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow!!

Supplement your shortcomings and take advantage of your strengths. You must cooperate to push on!


Characters | Pokémon Trainer | Aug. 29 Wed. 2007



Sep. 27 Thu. 2007

Pokémon Trainer: Final Smash



It’s the Pokémon Trainer’s Final Smash: Triple Finish! It combines the powers of Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard!



Any one of them can get the Smash Ball.



Go! Triple Finish!



It’s super effective!

...So, what is with that text window below?

Squirtle = Hydro Pump
Ivysaur = SolarBeam
Charizard = Fire Blast

These are the moves they use. Isn’t it a beautiful combination? A Fire-type attack, a Water-type attack, and a Grass-type attack? (Not really.)

If an opposing Pokémon gets the Smash Ball, at the very least take care to not be standing immediately beside it.



When you’re particularly close, it hurts. FLEE!


Characters | Pokémon Trainer | Sep. 27 Thu. 2007




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Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Should be called the "Soriku Thread" or "do a Soriku Thread"



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