spurgeonryan
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< spurgeonryan Saw Mothers Day. was good for a chic flic
  • A 32 year old male gamer
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  • Joined on March 23rd 2009, last online 40 minutes ago.
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< 2001 - 2020 of 4518 <
< happydolphin posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

I still haven't forgotten about your planking pics!

I dont want planking pics! I just want you here.

on 23 July 2012

This is not aimed at you padib. Why are"you" watching my profile?

on 23 July 2012

But who will watch The Watchmen?

on 24 July 2012

not me. I never could get into that movie.

on 24 July 2012

Amazing movie

on 24 July 2012

< pezus posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

The fire rises!

on 23 July 2012

Raz al gul's daughter can go smoke a pole!

on 23 July 2012

Pole smoke. Don't breathe this

on 23 July 2012

< NintendoPie posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

Are you actually going to try to buy the PS3/360?

My step kid has a 360 so I PLAY IT ONCE EVERY FEW MONTHS. Sorry...

But I will get a PS3 at right price. First a pvr so I can continue my N64 quesst properly.

on 23 July 2012

Bad Ryan for supporting such an evil company!

What is a PVR, though?

on 23 July 2012

Your married? Wow cool!!

on 23 July 2012

What are you talking about Darth?!

on 23 July 2012

Pvr will record my tv play and convert it to video on my PC.

So I see you and conegamer stabbed me in the back with the olympics... :p I guess it is in England, but US will own the medals. 50/50 property.

on 23 July 2012

Why do you want that? Are you going to make YouTube videos?

on 23 July 2012

I think me playing all the nintendo games would be less lame if people could watch me play them.

on 23 July 2012

I was married. Now I am just in a long term relationship. GF's kids is the more technical term than step kids.

on 23 July 2012

< darthdevidem01 posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

So you participate in the stock market big shot?

Yes I do. I own Ninten....oh god..stock right now. Hopefully the Wii U will fulfill its destiny and push the stock back up so I can sell it finally.

on 23 July 2012

Faith in your new apprentice WiiU mistaken may be, as is your faith in the Nintendo side of the stock market!

on 23 July 2012

Get 'outta here Darth! ;P At least he doesn't own Sony Stock.... right, Ryan?

on 23 July 2012

< Dragonborn_2 posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

hello , are you one of the moderators here ? if yes what's up with these spammers on my wall ? O.o

Hope I helped!

on 23 July 2012

If only he was a mod, I could have a free reign of trolling!

on 23 July 2012

thank you :) , i didn't notice the (x) button at first it was too small haha

on 23 July 2012

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

At an italian birthday. No, I do not want anymore wine! Thank you. Pasta is fine.

Sopranos?

on 22 July 2012

No spurgeoninos.

on 22 July 2012

J'adore une apple

on 23 July 2012

< BasilZero posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

Super Mario Bros ULTIMATE DEATH Marathon!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMr2WAJR4GY

Ehh?

on 22 July 2012

My collection of clips of death in my playthrough of SMB.

on 22 July 2012

< pezus posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

I am here to end your quest for the Avengers' glory

Garble garble* how did you escape that prison?* garble garble.. can't breath


Howdja like it!

on 21 July 2012

We have subs, broh. :-D

One of the best movies I have seen in my life! Nolan delivered and then some. Even after all this hype I was surprised.

on 21 July 2012

Yep! I enjoyed the Fucking Shit out of it. Glad it was as long as it was. Some movies you are just sitting there waiting for a disappointing ending because the movie is not long enough to make it happen. But this one was perfect! That bitch at the end threw me on my ass with surprise, as did Catwoman when she locked Brucey up.

on 21 July 2012

Yep. As did the Blake guy ;D. Man, Nolan managed to hide a lot of shit from us and I am happy for that. Most trailers and clips nowadays ruin everything these days

on 21 July 2012

I did not know what you were talking about. Subtitles. Ok...

on 23 July 2012

What is there you don't understand? the heck

on 23 July 2012

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

At the kane county fair.

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

leaving the zoppa circus.

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

Going to the cirus.

miley?

on 20 July 2012

Circus

on 20 July 2012

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t273/BDogg79_photos/DonaldDuckRide.jpg

on 20 July 2012

citrus fruit? Bring me back an orange!
I really love orange jews.

on 20 July 2012

juise*

on 20 July 2012

goddamnit... Juice*

on 20 July 2012

You racist, english fuck!


Zoppa circus. Intermission. Should be on yutube

on 20 July 2012

how was the joker?

on 21 July 2012

This circus is the best! More enjoyable than Barnum and Baileys.

on 21 July 2012

Your entire life is a circus! What was new?

on 21 July 2012

LOL

on 21 July 2012

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

Going to the cirus.

< pezus posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:


Record and upload voice >>

test was successful

on 20 July 2012

The day before man bear comes back we should flash mob him. Theme... penises.

on 20 July 2012

lol and we all get banned

on 20 July 2012

Theme: Vocaroo instead

on 20 July 2012

I'm down for some nastiness. I've been holding back on VGC anyways.

on 20 July 2012

i WIL ASK Axumblade if it is alright if we joke around with him, he seems to like them anyways so he should not have a problem. If axume says no, then we will do vocaroo.

on 21 July 2012

< pezus posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:


Audio recording >>

Howdy!

on 20 July 2012

Where is mine, pehzus?

on 20 July 2012

it is there, you numb duck!

on 20 July 2012

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

No more drama.

aww, ry ry

with tongue out, We <virtual> * hugz * U

on 20 July 2012

:3

on 20 July 2012

row row fight the power

on 20 July 2012

< spurgeonryan updated his status:

Not one more Message! I will not open anymore. I will do it when I feel like it.

aww, yah knoe i like your <a href="http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=143775&page=">spam</a> <a href="http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=143563&page=1">threads</a>, too :-)

on 19 July 2012

I walk along the avenue.

on 19 July 2012

I never thought I'd meet a girl like yoooooooou,

on 19 July 2012

A girl like yooouuUUUuuu...durudummdummdumm durudumm

on 19 July 2012

<3

on 19 July 2012

Never tell your password to anyone.
spurgeonryan: The Hell did you create!
Joker: only what you told me too xD
spurgeonryan: I think Happy Dolphin is about to be banned.... :&
spurgeonryan: They are really getting into it.
spurgeonryan: I just stepped in and there are entire paragraphs about I do not even know what. Lulz. Nice
Joker: rotfl!! im going to have to check it out xD
spurgeonryan: I think someone one called Ninpie a racist.
Joker: lulz really? xD
spurgeonryan: yes, lulz
Joker: i have to say ryan. you really are the master at making threads that gets the heat going xD
Joker: O wow
Joker: i dont even want to read most of them walls of texts O_O
spurgeonryan: even ragebot is in there
Joker: what has it turned into rotfl xD
Joker: somehow i dont think this is going to end well xD
spurgeonryan: I think a few mods have post, but that was back when it was treated more as a joke.
spurgeonryan: Now people are just out saying they are racist and this is why they hate Nigg..... fill in the blanks! I should make an alt account and just throw in the most racist thing I can ever think of, but make it sound like I am a nice guy as well.
Joker: omg lol yeah i could imagine the shitstorm that would bring with it xD
Joker: go for it!!
spurgeonryan: Whats your alt? I will use it.
Joker: i really dont have an alt lol :D
Joker: i have a hard enough time to get my own post count up xD
spurgeonryan: Make a word thread that gets 3,000 posts.
spurgeonryan: Or a Hate thread that gets 1,000 posts.
Joker: i tried that before with a story thread, it got locked within 10 mins xD
spurgeonryan: Or a Microsoft new thread
spurgeonryan: When did you try it? I did mine when monty was gone. It was kind of right when he got pissed and left.
spurgeonryan: Just wait for Gilgamesh to do something. When he does a thread and gets away with it then you know you can.
Joker: it was monty who locked mine lol xD
spurgeonryan: Like voting threads were basically banned, but then gilgamesh made one and then Man Bear and then you I believe. Gilgamesh is an older member so he gets away with more, so they will not lock his stuff, and to be fair they will not lock yours either
Joker: why do you think they wont lock mine?
spurgeonryan: Well like I said, you have to wait for Gilgamesh to make another game type thread.
Joker: Ryan, teaching the way of the vgc ninja xD
spurgeonryan: He made the True or fals thread and to counter his point mongering I made the word game
Joker: lol
spurgeonryan: Then he made that Playstation all stars copying smash brothers thread so I made the Hate thread
spurgeonryan: actually not sure about that one.
spurgeonryan: I think I just did that one
spurgeonryan: out of hate
Joker: i was thinking of making a "If Nintendo+ apple team up against Sony+Ms" thread, you think that would spark stuff up :D
Joker: lol
spurgeonryan: sure. Probably have to wait for STAGE to get unbanned though
spurgeonryan: I had a recent Microsoft thread that I had no hope in, but he pushed it past 130 almost himself. I do not even know what it was about!
Joker: rotfl
Joker: yeah thats why guys like him are good!
Joker: and turkish
spurgeonryan: Yeah, he would be right on that Nintendo/apple vs sony thread of yours
Joker: yeah lol, im going to have to start thinking it out and post it when he gets back xD
spurgeonryan: Nah I do not just post for points. But I do not want a thread just getiing 1 or 2 hits either. No one does.
Joker: True but in my case my points are so far behind everyone else i need to make up for lost time xD
Joker: OOOOOOO
Joker: i just had an idea
Joker: i was going to say to you having low points makes me feel insecure joking
spurgeonryan: Go back to your activity history to a game that you added. Comment on it 1,000 times. Then erase it. 1,000 points. Should work.
Joker: but now i was thinking maybe a thread "Are you insecure" might be good?
Joker: no i guess it wouldnt really get people fighting :-?
spurgeonryan: HappyD just made a thread to combat yours called Are you a loser, why"
spurgeonryan: Go to Section 8 ( link in my profile at the bottom) and post a thousand times. It is not viewable on any of the forums so no one would see you posting. Another 1,000 points.
Joker: Really? and i cant get banned for it? xD
spurgeonryan: No one can see it. That is why it is called section 8.
spurgeonryan: Go to the home page, click on game cheats and get to the old database. In the cheats section there are comment boxes to comment on how cool you think a cheat is. Comment a thousand times because no one will ever see it. 1,000 points
spurgeonryan: One of those three will push you up fast.
Joker: nice! :D
Joker: one thing i cant find the link to section 8 in your profile?
Joker: i see 2 links
spurgeonryan: Go to the bottom of the page.
Joker: one is in hobbies
Joker: and the other one is a wayback archive of vgc??
spurgeonryan: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/board.php?id=
spurgeonryan: You made me think the mods erased it. lulz
Joker: rotfl xD
Joker: so wait what am i in here?
spurgeonryan: in where?
Joker: i went to that link you posted
Joker: im on the forum
spurgeonryan: I just post to gilgamesh
spurgeonryan: Now check the hot topics and see if it shows up.
Joker: nope
spurgeonryan: Lulz
Joker: so how do i get to this section 8 lulz??
Joker: am i in it O_o
spurgeonryan: Through the link I just gave you. It has all the crazy threads in it.
spurgeonryan: walking on water, doing speed
spurgeonryan: etc
Joker: oh
Joker: i see it
Joker: but the is threads locked in there, can i get banned for spamming in there?
spurgeonryan: They were locked a long time ago. No one will see it. I would say that this is the most risky of the three choice I gave you though. But afterall, you are dealing with the shady underworld side of Vgchartz now. There is always risk when you go Bad.
Joker: rotfl
Joker: what was the other 2 options again? and would you think it would be safe to do all 3?
spurgeonryan: scroll up and use your god damned eyes and read them
Joker: thats too much hasle -_- rotfl :P
spurgeonryan: Go back in your activity history and find a game that you added. comment on it 1,000 times and then delete all with a click of the button.
spurgeonryan: Go to home page and get to old database which no one can realy see anymore. Comment on the cheats 1,000 times
spurgeonryan: Go to old Vgchartz articles and comment a thousand times
spurgeonryan: No one will ever go there.
Joker is now Away.
Joker is now Online.
Joker: lol ryan i guess you really are the vgc underworld master :D
spurgeonryan: did you try it?
Joker: im posting in that thread you pointed me too now xD
Joker: how do i get to the old database?
spurgeonryan: http://gamrreview.vgchartz.com/cheats/45669/the-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword/
spurgeonryan: Then just click on comments and comment away. Although Zelda may not be the safest game to do this with.
Joker: nice! :D
spurgeonryan: old database is really sensitive. If you click on the wrong thing you will be sent to the new chart based database.
Joker: oh
Joker: sp how do i know what one im on?
spurgeonryan: just scroll back and try again. Remember ...game comments are still linked to the new chart database. So do not post there.
spurgeonryan: You know what the new chart database looks like?
spurgeonryan: It looks nothing like the old database
Joker: <-- never went in ages
Joker: <----still remembers it when it looked like the one he is on now xD
spurgeonryan: aloso from here you can add games easier.
Joker: ok so make sure to only comment on the cheats
spurgeonryan: you can still go up to search database. When you do cheats and screenshots will pop up under the games. only click on that part, not the title.
Joker: and not on the game itself?
Joker: and i should be ok?
spurgeonryan: you can comment on the game, but just do not spam it. I suggest you just go to your activity history and go back a few pages where no one will see you do this a million times.
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spurgeonryan: Or you can just do what the rest of us do and make another voting thread
Joker: lol i was wondering what all the ddddds where xD
Joker: maybe i might make another voting thread
Joker: the vote for your top model?
spurgeonryan: Want a hint? never mind you have it down now! :P
spurgeonryan: lulz
spurgeonryan: just what I was going to say.
spurgeonryan: Not only do you see hot chicks, but you vote on them. Man bears thread became a brawl over a movie. Just think what a few cup sizes would do for ya!!
Joker: should i like make a pull or just have people vote by posting?
spurgeonryan: Course posting. You will need mod acceptance though. I suggest Kantor.
spurgeonryan: Axume is gay and he does not want any ripples in the water right now, and monty hates them. Kantor is your best bet.
Joker: wow axum is gay O_o
spurgeonryan: Not saying anything wrong with axume, just that ...kantor is your best bet
Joker: <--never knew that
spurgeonryan: O_0Oooooo yes.
Joker: so that time he was hitting on me in that pm he was for real O_O
Joker: just kidding xD
spurgeonryan: No, he was joking. He has a BFF.
spurgeonryan: XD Ninpie
Joker: rotfl xd
Joker: anyways i gotta go off for a bit so ill ttyl man, and thanks for all the great tips o master jedi of vgc :-D
spurgeonryan: I am a jedi.
spurgeonryan: That is my rank
spurgeonryan: toodles

on 01 August 2012

< Andrespetmonkey posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

You say pezus weird... "peh-zus"
Isn't it pronounced "pee-zus"

Yeah, like Jeez-zus. :D

on 19 July 2012

I guess I do. That is just how I always pictured it. Did you see the youtube video I found of you that I post there?

on 19 July 2012

I did. Your recording device makes me sound a little odd.

on 19 July 2012

Is that the name of your monkey?

on 19 July 2012

What? I don't have a monkey.

on 19 July 2012

For once, spurgeon is actually right

on 19 July 2012

Fuck that, we say it right. You're icelandic so of course you're pronouncing it wrong

on 19 July 2012

Well fuck you sideways, kind sir.

on 19 July 2012

Why the heck would it be pronounced like the act of excreting yellow juices?

on 19 July 2012

for the same reason Jesus isn't pronounced "Jeh-sus"

on 19 July 2012

Say 'Puh' as if a smack on your lips, then 'zus' with a face pop & straight face, and end it with open mouth

emphasize on the wink afterwards

on 20 July 2012

You come up with weird things, pswii60

on 20 July 2012

< NintendoPie posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

You don't sound your age Ryan.

You kind of sound like a mix between Mid-Western, Southern, and something else I can't put my finger on...

I sound like they do in the movies.

on 18 July 2012

He sounds coool!

on 18 July 2012

He sounds like the funny guy in movies

on 19 July 2012

< Kamal posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

A challenge I sense?

K

on 21 July 2012

< darthdevidem01 posted something on spurgeonryan's wall:

You sound like you'd be tons of fun to be around! lol

I have my moments.

on 18 July 2012

You sound like you're looking forward to it

Why did this come to mind?

on 18 July 2012

Looking forward to what?

on 18 July 2012

The coming storm...

on 18 July 2012

It actually is storming really bad righ now!

on 18 July 2012

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