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Bloomberg can suck a dick.

Let's see, what else happened while I was out...Beto's out huh? Not surprising, but I still don't get what the fuck Klobochar is doing there. Like what is even the point of her? I mean you could say that for a lot of candidates, but those candidates are polling under 2% so whatever. I still think she should drop out before Iowa, as should everyone except Sanders, Warren, and Biden. Buttigieg and Yang can hang around until December to see if anything interesting happens but then they should go too if they're not polling consistent double digits.

In other news, everyone is enemies with everyone else now, we can't be friends anymore unless we support the same candidates, understand? Let's all just keep being bitter towards each other, okay? No respect for people who disagree with you allowed, got it? Good, glad we can at least agree on that. Only Bernie and Liz can be friends, everyone else has to hate each other.