Well seeing as I'm taking more 'what if Platinum Head guy was the head of P.R' as inspiration here is another one: I would publicaly declare Mobile games scummy and only existing to advertise the real games on the Switch (see earlier post as Nintendo head).
The Democratic Nintendo fan....is that a paradox? I'm fond of one of the more conservative companies in the industry, but I vote Liberally and view myself that way 90% of the time?