COKTOE on 27 August 2019
I might spam this thread.
A pigeon shit on my head in 1995. It went all the way down my face to my upper lip, stopping just short of going in my mouth. I was right next to a big downtown mall. I made my way inside, through the entire length of the mall, up to second floor, wiped off what I could with paper towels, and proceeded to literally wash the shit out of my face in the mall bathroom sink. I got home, stripped my cloths off, showered, mouthwashed a LOT, brushed and mouthwashed some more. Horrific.
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."
