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Well this is easy as you know NOTHING about me. But ok, let's see...

I'm super lazy, like lazy beyond your wildest dreams. Also I'm free, way freer than most people. How do I figure? simple, how many times do most people start their sentences with "I have to" or "I must" ?  I'm sure they do many times a day. Well not me, I don't have to do anything other than the fundamental needs we all have: I have to eat, I have to sleep, I have to breathe...

But that is all I have to do, anything else I do ONLY if I feel like doing it but not you folks, you "have to", all day long... Don't you?