COKTOE on 11 June 2019
Nintendo gave me everything I wanted today: An excuse to start drinking at 10 AM. As always, I ended up not watching the show . I'll give them 2nd place.
I heard Phil Spencer put on some weight. That makes me happy. Again, didn't watch it. MS gets 3rd place.
Devolver Digital was the only one I watched. Was good. 1st place.
Honorable mention to Bethesda for their rent-a-crowd, which was pretty funny, and for the sexy Japanese woman they briefly had on stage. What an adorable spark plug. Full of enthusiasm, and you could see her ass from the front. I always like that.
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."
