Obvious attempt to qualify for this, but you need to put in more work. Tell us more about this tale woe goes on to finalization (How are you paying a nigerian princess money).
For everyone else: if you are interested in Rols reaction on my mail, I have made a video of it:
The OP did remind me of this Black Mirror episode. Can't believe Rol is going to end up fight a dude to the death in the woods.
Then your imagination is lacking. I have no problem picturing Rol dressed as Lulua throws deadly alchemy at his opponent!