Zkuq on 07 April 2019
I'm not sure I would have even because of the free games, but I have an account anyway because I've been fiddling with Unreal Engine in the past. Because of it, I've also taken advantage of the free games (and nothing else, and I plan to take advantage of nothing else). So yeah, I have an account but I don't think it was actually called Epic Games Store when I created the account, so technically I've never signed up for Epic Games Store - and obviously I'm not going to sign up for another account either. 
That is, I'm going to skip answering the poll.
