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mjk45 said:
EricHiggin said:

Man that escalated rather quickly. I thought the Dutch were supposed to be a peaceful people. Then again, when they make games like KZ, well. Dealing with JC Rico is bad enough, now KZ Rico? I got my work cut out for me.

Send me the alpha of the new KZ to shut me up eh? Hmmm, interesting. What would Goldmember do?

I got the feeling they were hoping you would sue so they could get rid of Rico , I heard things like the guys a loud mouth eats all our food pays for nothing, chasing  aloy around the office like he's some lady's man, then when she mocks him for being a slow dimwit he shoots up the studio, the replastering bills are killing us, how can we fob him off to some gullible fool type talk.

So sue and have the KZ IP handed to me? I'd be a dimwit not to! Plus I can lock Rico away for a bit while I court Aloy. Once I've got her hooked, I can sell Rico to EA or Acti, which will surely be his demise, and use my new found riches to seal the deal with her. As a wedding gift, I'd create some mech sharks with lasers on their heads for her and it would be perfect. Goldmember and Dr Evil would be so proud. And they lived happily ever after...

Fin.



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