Zoombael said:
Yayaya.
Disney Sucks.
EA sucks.
Star Wars Sucks.
Yet there are many people who give them much money. But why? A grinding question, so i made use of my superhuman power of observation and deduction and i think i found the main culprit behind it all. Its stupid people. Not just one or two. But lots n lots of stupid.
Some very smart scientists once research studied and their findings are alarming. When wearing "Im with stupid" overgarments there is a 135.7% chance that at least 3 stupid persons are present within a 12 meter radius - using metric system shows just how smart those science people are. Reseachers dont know if the chances are higher or lower when married couples with children are compared to the average because the percentage number curiously is converted to ratio number. They dont have any idea why that is either. But they suspect it was some stupid intern who messed around with the data files. A science chick remarks: "We are confident this little mishap will be reversed in the near future."
Anyway. It was concluded, stupidity poses a greater threat to human civilisation than climate change. And as we all know climate change on its own will screw us up in a not so distant future.
Abandon all hope.
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Please refrain from calling people who support Disney/EA/StarWars as dumb and stupid from here on out please. No need for that hostility against people. Thanks
