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I couldn't kill a baby. OTOH, something less drastic to teach him good manners when it wasn't too late yet...




"Mary, the baby's crying"
"Good God, as if someone punched him in the face!"



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!