I have given up and accepted it now. I have realised I have been proven right in my decision made 20 years ago. My intuition and insight was brilliant and I know my ability to predict, analyse every single scenario lead me to believe I had no chance ever and no point in trying. Knowing is better than trying.
So I've heard that a 40 year old male virgin automatically becomes a wizard. As I am approaching this glorious transformation I have some questions that I would like to clear out.
Will I wake up on my birthday with a fully grown long white beard or should I start growing it myself? My beard always turned out scrawny and patchy so I am really looking forward to a nice beard.
Will the appropriate attire be provided (ie. robes and pointy hats) or should i break out my sewing machine? If latter than I would need some specification for the attire. And last but not least. Will my wand turn into wood, and will it be like a morning wood or an all around 24/7 wood?
But seriously I think that I managed to not attract female attention for so long because I always tended to blame myself for everything, feel shame for the things I blame myself about and feel frustration for feeling shame. In general I am not a type of person that I myself would like to hang around with and that's probably why no female of any species sees me as an appropriate partner.
