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Not satisfied merely to be the next Roy Moore, an independent candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives in Virginia has decided to be open about his pedophilia, and also about having raped his deceased wife (she killed herself, oddly). Until Tuesday, Mr. Nathan Larson was also the proud owner of the web sites Suiped (shorthand for "suicidal pedophiles") and Incelocalypse where he, under his pseudonyms, contributed such posts as "Here’s How to Psyche Yourself Up to Feel Entitled to Rape" and offered advice to other members like "Don’t forget: feminism is the problem, and rape is the solution" and talked about wanting to molest his three-year-old daughter, among other things.

Larson's campaign manifesto calls for the legalization of incestuous marriage and child pornography, calls for the repeal of the Violence Against Women Act, and explains that, quote, "We need to switch to a system that classifies women as property, initially of their fathers and later of their husbands." It also praises Adolf Hitler as a "white supremacist hero", among other things.

Interviewed on these subjects, the candidate explained: "A lot of people are tired of political correctness and being constrained by it."

Nope, this is not a joke. He's a real candidate, he's dead serious, and he's really running for a seat in the United States Congress. And yes, he claims to be "involuntarily celibate" while also being on his second marriage now and having a three-year-old biological daughter, perhaps capturing the actual level of isolation that "incels" often experience. *sighs* ...You know what, considering the way things have been going in this country of late (look who our president is, for example), I'd say he's probably got a real shot at winning too.

Last edited by Jaicee - on 03 June 2018