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Ganoncrotch said:
AlfredoTurkey said:

I know people say the Switch is portable but, it isn't for me. If it can't fit into my pockets, it's not portable. I'm not a woman. I don't carry a purse or handbag. So for me, a Switch the size of a GBA would be awesome.

So a redesign of the system for the person who hasn't figured out how to carry a switch with them yet after a full year with the system?

I mean... what about people who have no pockets at all but really want a switch? Or those who are against holding a system in their hands? why doesn't Nintendo get working on a version of the system which is smaller and waterproof so they could carry it around in their mouth???

Yes... that's exactly what I was hinting at when I said that. I fully expect Nintendo to read my messages, find out what I don't like and then change course just for me. Not only that, I am also aware that I am the only human being on earth who wants a handheld gaming device that can fit into my pocket. I mean, the insanity of such a request... right? I must be the only mother fucker on the planet who would want such ease of portability.

Madness.