I wish I was a bad ass, I certainly didn't feel like one when I owned a Wii. And I threw my Dreamcast away after owning it for a couple years. After I got my fill of Dead or Alive 2 and Soul Calibur it just collected dust - and more dust.
If throwing a console away is an expression flexing to you, then you must be young or..well...dumb I guess. People throw peripherals away all the time bromosexual.
Dude, you need to chill out.
And most importantly... The fuck's a "bromosexual"?
Games and debauchery.