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Mattrick for sure.
Neither probably had any real say how things played out in the end but...since I have to pick one, I say Mattrick based solely on the fact Xbox was a lot more ambititious back then compared to what we have now.

I cannot imagine toilet-free life.

Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.

-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198