I can't believe anyone responded to Stof's post. I mean, it was one of the funniest things I hacve ever read on the internet (excluding Simpsons scripts - but they don't really count ;) ).
1,000 gold stars for you.
Hey, this site should have a rating feature for all members (like the one on Gamedev.net) so people can see who's pists to read and who's to ignore.