Gaming Pick-Up Lines

[Esiar]

RoIStoppable said:

Esiar said:

I was trying to think of creative Zelda ones, so I wanted me make a thread about it, and there's no harm in expanding it to gaming as a whole. Unleash the creativity (for better or worse)!

Together we can be like the Water Temple: Hard and wet.

this is the most pathetic thing I ever read. 

Your chances to ever get laid are below 0% by using gaming pick up lines. Thrust me.

Well excuse me, princess.